[commish]

WHAT a Maroon. What a nincowpoop.

We are here to *clap* Pump you up!!!

[commish]

Normally I am a stickler for toeing the line, but in this case I think this guy should get a pass -- there is no prison sentence in the world that can be worse than the embarrassment this guy is going through knowing the entire world knows his "secret".

[HEY4QDEMS]

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump

This guy should just buy a bullet and rent a gun right now.

[50sDad]

The real tragedy here is that perfectly nice people like you and me have to automatically view innocent people like criminals because they have the wrong kind of name.

And lest my fellow FReepers think ill of me, let me say that this prejudice has nothing to do with our shortcomings...it is the fault of this boy's fellow travelers who would as soon kill you as look at you, and who also have the wrong kind of name. Tough toenails there, Sonny!

[auboy]

If Madin lives another 30 to 40 years, he may need a bomb of a pump.

[Eagles Talon IV]

This is too funny. The fool didn't want his "mommy" to know he had a sex toy so the best thing he could come up with to tell the baggage inspector was that it was a bomb?

Now not only does mom know about his "toy" but so does the rest of the freakin world.

[5Madman2]

Maybe he was going to help the Bears.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1690017/posts

[Yossarian]

What is it with Penis Pumps being in the news this week? FR: Violence over Penis Pump(UK)

"But are those Penis Pumps Swedish-made, baby?"

[Triggerhippie]

Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.

Ick, Ick, and Ick.

[Toespi]

Only a Muslim mother would prefer her son to hava a bomb rather than a sex toy.

[toddlintown]

He said that when you strap it on, "It's da bomb!"

[Triggerhippie]

Why not just bring Viagra?

Or the generic Mycoxaphloppen...

[maggief]

"Half of America they use it."


Would that mean all American men? LOL

[woofie]

Penis Pump:Early American

[LibWhacker]

The guard misunderstood, and thought he said "bomb," according to defense attorney Eileen O'Neill-Burke.

But two paragraphs earlier in the article it said he admitted that he had lied because he didn't want his mother to know it was a penis pump.

Lol, what a doofus defense attorney he's got!

[MineralMan]

Rule #1: Do not put sex toys in your carry-on bag.
Rule #2: See Rule #1.

[Yo-Yo]

Well, she knows now.

[Rb ver. 2.0]

Did he get off?

[MarineBrat]

...and does not consider a penis pump an unusual object to own. "It's normal," he said. "Half of America they use it."

Half of America would be every man in America... well, except for me, which, conveniently, leaves room for The Hildebeast, who I'm pretty sure is a proponent and user of a penis pump.

[madprof98]

"Half of America they use it."

An enterprising person might want to get the Middle Eastern franchise for this product. Other, less enterprising persons would then be wise to buy a lot of stock in the company.

[Obie Wan]

Is that a bomb in your pocket,or ya just glad to see me ???