Authorities: 'Bomb' Was Sex Gadget

Atlanta Journal Constitution ^ | Aug 26, 2006 | AP

[Yo-Yo]

Well, she knows now.

[Rb ver. 2.0]

Did he get off?

[Joe 6-pack]

"Half of America they use it......"

I must belong to the, uh...bigger half.

[ChadGore]

Interesting patina.

[MarineBrat]

...and does not consider a penis pump an unusual object to own. "It's normal," he said. "Half of America they use it."

Half of America would be every man in America... well, except for me, which, conveniently, leaves room for The Hildebeast, who I'm pretty sure is a proponent and user of a penis pump.

[battlegearboat]

Easy for you to say.

You don't have to fly commercial like the rest of us; you use your Star Trek Transporter Unit for all your transportation needs.

[madprof98]

"Half of America they use it."

An enterprising person might want to get the Middle Eastern franchise for this product. Other, less enterprising persons would then be wise to buy a lot of stock in the company.

[Obie Wan]

Is that a bomb in your pocket,or ya just glad to see me ???

[cdga5for4]

Madin Azad Amin, 29, of Skokie. Huh? Something about that isn't right.

[showme_the_Glory]

I proudly reside in the other 1/2. What about women?

[em2vn]

Posted yesterday.

[Tamar1973]

I didn't know such a thing as a pump for men existed.

I had never heard of one until the Austin Powers movie.

[MonroeDNA]

He should have just told them it was a bottle of gatoraide.

...course then they would have made him sip it.

Thank you! I'll be here all week!

[Joe Bfstplk]

When a fella has 72 virgins, he's going to need some help.

[VoiceOfBruck]

Okay, sorry, naive. Exactly what is said pump and what is it used for?

[50sDad]

I canna do it! I don't have the power-r-r-r-r!

[knuthom]

Reminds me of the couple whose vibrator got turned to ON in their luggage. The buzzing made airport staff investigate. The couple was "embarrassed" and sued for the humiliation caused by having the airport people stand around laughing. Of course, when they sued it became public knowledge and half the country laughed at them.

[jonascord]

Skokie? Oy veh!

[jonascord]

A vacuum pump, with a cylindrical chamber that allows atmospheric induced, uh, "swelling", for those that may have, oh, shall we say "non-issues", as it were...

[Mordacious]

Why not just bring Viagra?

A cocktail weiner that can stand at attention for hours is still just a cocktail weiner. He apparently was looking to became a ballpark frank.