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Wife Runs Over Husband Sleeping In Driveway (Startled By 'Loud Cracking Sound')
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| 8/25/06
Posted on 08/25/2006 7:46:37 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: Mr. Brightside
Well I guess they have a pretty good marriage. If she wanted to commit the perfect murder, this would have been the time.
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:16:15 AM PDT
by
jiggyboy
(Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: Mr. Brightside
I quess saying that he was "passed out" on the driveway, would not be proper since it would have you believe the quy was drunk.
To: Mr. Brightside
Hmmm...assuming it's dark after midnight in Arkansas, she must've pulled into the driveway with her headlights off?
Hope these two don't have children. Or pets.
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:18:46 AM PDT
by
WestTexasWend
(NO OIL FOR APPEASERS)
To: caver
She might have been farding.
44
posted on
08/25/2006 8:21:07 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
To: Mr. Brightside; Dog
This thread is gonna be a good one....
45
posted on
08/25/2006 8:22:43 AM PDT
by
ABG(anybody but Gore)
("By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again" - Jack Bauer)
To: cripplecreek
When you're parking in the driveway at night And you're feelin that Wild Turkey's bite. Don'tcha give Johnny Walker a ride Cause Jack Black is right by his side...How could anyone be so unkind...;-).
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:28:26 AM PDT
by
badbass
To: lovecraft; humblegunner; Allegra
If people drove in the bathroom, I'd not have made it through college.
47
posted on
08/25/2006 8:31:46 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(No one will be sitting in sackcloth and ashes wailing, "Oh, if only we had listened to Art Bell!")
To: MineralMan
Not a chance. No WAY. I have no idea where you'd get so outlandish a notion! ;)
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:32:45 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(No one will be sitting in sackcloth and ashes wailing, "Oh, if only we had listened to Art Bell!")
To: Mr. Brightside
I wonder if he came home drunk and she kicked him out. "I don't care if you sleep in the driveway, you're not coming in here like that!"
49
posted on
08/25/2006 8:34:38 AM PDT
by
ccmay
(Too much Law; not enough Order)
To: Kiss Me Hardy
Your first sentence reads like the beginning of a poem...
To: Jaded
"Guess he'll be more careful when he goes out drinking." Yah. He'll take his wife along, next time.
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:38:39 AM PDT
by
norwaypinesavage
(Owning a Hybrid is a badge of honor telling the world you failed thermodynamics)
To: mtbopfuyn
"What was the cracking sound?"
Probably the bottle he was still clutching in his arms. :)
To: Mr. Brightside
I wish to thank you for posting this important article about household safety. OSHA is now mandating Driveway Sensor Arrays (DSAs) which will wake up homeowners who sack out on the tarmac. They cost $14,286, but lo-cost funding is available, and they are free to illegal aliens who have homes courtesy of HUD subsidy programs.
On an international note: This is a very common accident in Jamaica and other Caribbean lands, where the natives often catch a few Zs on the carriageway after a hard night out. You see the air gets a little chilly, mon, at 3AM, and the tarmac is still nice and warm.
You can read all about it in my book, "The Yachtsman's Guide to the Comparative Utility of Various Caribbean Natives." $24.79 at booksellers ecerywhere.
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:44:24 AM PDT
by
Kenny Bunk
(Since Cuco Sanchez died, Mexico has been getting worse and worse.)
To: Kenny Bunk
Being Kristine's husband, another example of doing the jobs Americans won't do.
To: Mr. Brightside
Maybe he has wised up and will use a run way next time.
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posted on
08/25/2006 8:58:44 AM PDT
by
em2vn
To: jiggyboy
If she wanted to commit the perfect murder, this would have been the time. Until they find out that she ran over him six times.
To: ClaireSolt
Claire, I refer you to Cuco Sanchez' great song,
"Cama de Piedra."*
It somehow seems quite appropriate as the background music for this movie.
* "The Stone Bed"
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posted on
08/25/2006 9:00:42 AM PDT
by
Kenny Bunk
(Since Cuco Sanchez died, Mexico has been getting worse and worse.)
To: Tulsa Ramjet
"God, I'm so drunk. I need to lay down for awhile - say, this driveway looks pretty good!" I've actually done that on a sidewalk. Enough liquor and even a bad of nails gets comfy.
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posted on
08/25/2006 9:13:16 AM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(Islam is a subsingularity memetic perversion : (http://www.orionsarm.com/topics/perversities.html))
To: Mr. Brightside
Aw jeez ... before reading the story I was sure that she had 'backed' over him. But nooooo ... she was going forward and could have, theoretically, seen him in the driveway.
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