[Kenny Bunk]

I wish to thank you for posting this important article about household safety. OSHA is now mandating Driveway Sensor Arrays (DSAs) which will wake up homeowners who sack out on the tarmac. They cost $14,286, but lo-cost funding is available, and they are free to illegal aliens who have homes courtesy of HUD subsidy programs.

On an international note: This is a very common accident in Jamaica and other Caribbean lands, where the natives often catch a few Zs on the carriageway after a hard night out. You see the air gets a little chilly, mon, at 3AM, and the tarmac is still nice and warm.

You can read all about it in my book, "The Yachtsman's Guide to the Comparative Utility of Various Caribbean Natives." $24.79 at booksellers ecerywhere.

[ClaireSolt]

Being Kristine's husband, another example of doing the jobs Americans won't do.