MY 1,000TH SCREEN NAME AT FREEREPUBLIC ZOTTED!!!!!! I NEED A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

[the one thousand club]

To my best calculations, this is my 1,000th screen name at Free Republic!

This one will undoubtedly soon be banned, and besides this one, I only know of one other that's still active.

I first signed on in September 1999, and I only had a dozen screen names for the first two years.

But when the fascist mods showed up, the screen names multiplied. On some days I have had as many as 6!

Here's to disrupting the most dangerous website in America!

You guys are fools for supporting this place.

[3catsanadog]

What a maroon!

[Allegra]

I just trimmed my nails.

[leadpenny]

You add new meaning to the term, "needs to get a life."

[Allegra]

Hey, do you know the circumference of the roof of the Astrodome?

I'm just curious...

[Cannon6]

Surely you could have found at least one democrat to add to your list.

[b4its2late]

[MurryMom]

My list was limited to Republican Party warmongers who have been indicted and/or convicted.

I'm not aware of any Democratic Party elected officials who are also warmongers. Do you know of any?

[Cannon6]

What's warmongers have to do with it? You were listing Republicans. Don't know any democrat warmongers; they just want to give up and let the rag heads take over the country. You do know that non-muslins are to be killed.

[evets]

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

I'm not aware of any Democratic Party elected officials who are also warmongers. Do you know of any?

Bill Clinton, Lyndon Johnson, etc.

[MurryMom]

Bill Clinton, Lyndon Johnson

Neither of whom was ever indicted for any crime or convicted of even so much as drunk driving, which is a common offense among Republican office holders.

Q.E.D.

[Mr. Silverback]

Having a house of the United States Congress vote to impeach you is an indictment. Your hero was busy getting the Hinkelman when he could have been tracking down Osama. And he didn't even make the trains run on time...

[ArrogantBustard]

Ever thought of maybe...getting a girlfriend or something?

He's in love with Rosie Palmer and her five lovely daughters ...

[NathanR]

His first was: ASH

[Mr. Silverback]

My list was limited to Republican Party warmongers who have been indicted and/or convicted.

Let's look at your list of "warmongers":

Jack Abramoff: No role in getting us into a war.

Duke Cunningham: Served in 'Nam instead of dodging the draft and violating federal law like your hero, Bill Clinton.

Richard Nixon: Got us out of Vietnam, a war Lyndon Johson got us mired in with lies and incompetence. That's warmongering how?

I ould easily deal with the rest, but I figure three strikes and you're out. Now, you asked if there are Dems who are "warmongers." Well, Bill Clinton bombed the bejeezus out of a country from 30,000 feet or so without UN sanction and bombed Iraq without UN sanction over WMD's...Why was that OK, but Bush's actions against Iraq aren't OK?

[DaBroasta]

Your hero was busy getting the Hinkelman...

Is a "Hinkelman" anything like a Lewinsky?

[Mr. Silverback]

Yes. Hinkelman was the term I used for this actvity (which I stole from Roe Conn and Garry Myer on WLS) before L'affaire Lewinsky. The problem is that if you describe Monica giving Bill a Lewinsky, it's kind of redundant. ;-)

[pbear8]

Al Gore invented your screen name.

[Mr. Silverback]

Ash is now...well, ash, for the thousandth time.

He must love electricity.

[sig226]

I have to respond to a Kliban poem:

There goes that rotten Halley's comet!
It makes me sick, I want to vomit!