Bruce Springsteen leaves wife for 9/11 Widow

http://pop.wizbangblog.com/2006/08/24/springsteen-finds-love-in-911-widow.php ^

[kcvl]

Bruce Springsteen has left his wife of 20 years to pursue a relationship with a 9/11 widow. Bruce met the mysterious redhead at a 9/11 telethon and instantly fell for her. He had to tell his wife, Patti Scialfa, that he was leaving her for this new chick.

A friend of Bruce's said: "They're separated, but everyone has been sworn to secrecy. We're not supposed to talk about it."

A rep for Bruce refused to comment.

[nickcarraway]

I wonder how he told her: "Hey, do you remember how I dumped my wife, for you?" "Turns out that was habit."

Maybe 9/11 widows are the new status symbol for lefties.

[Bigg Red]

If she was one of the Jersey Girls, Bruce probably got turned on by her anti-George Bush talk.

[gridlock]

I wonder which of the 'Jersey Girls' this 9/11 widow is?!

There are a lot of 9/11 widows in New Jersey who are not part of the "Jersey Girls". I know a few who would never have anything to do with them.

[adorno]

Bruce Springsteen leaves wife for 9/11 Widow

Well, it's been 5 years since 9/11. The 9/11 widows needed to move on with their lives.

Springsteen is just trying to help. /sarc

[april15Bendovr]

Tell me its not one of the Jersey Girls?

[iowamark]

LOL

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

We're supposed to care about this jerk?

Oh yeah, this is his second leaving.

[rock_lobsta]

He has a thing for redheads... Probably the one thing we have in common.

[utahagen]

Guess Springsteen really was Born to Run...

[Tijeras_Slim]

Ohhhh, I'm born to run too!

[Colofornian]

You see what "widow-making" machinations of Muslim terrorists yields? Yet another ripple effect in a series that seems to roll on forever.

[macamadamia]

"Bruce met the mysterious redhead at a 9/11 telethon and instantly fell for her. They talked for hours, sharing their history of chronic constipation and the fascinating history of laxatives. He had to tell his wife, Patti Scialfa, that he was leaving her for a more sympathetic chick."

[utahagen]

"Or maybe she figures she can run out his clock." She's probably thinking right. (Right as in correct, not right as in moral.) These guys usually run out of steam and don't want to part with any more money once they marry Wife Number Three and Number Three has a baby. These guys should keep it simple and stick with Wife Number One!

[bruinbirdman]

At least this report comes from a reputable source.

yitbos

[Nachum]

The savior of rock and roll....

[Vigilanteman]

Typical showbiz lefty. Can't control his schlong.

[Bob J]

Why is Scialfa so suprised? I guess it was okay when he dumped his first wife for her.

[Continental Soldier]

Springstein has become quite a disgusting fellow. From his anti-police song of a couple of years ago to his sad anti-American lyrics of today. He must be under pressure to become one of the "noteworthy opposition." His attachment to one of the widows of 9/11 only confirms that and gives us all a window into his character.

[GretchenM]

A friend of Bruce's said: "They're separated, but everyone has been sworn to secrecy. We're not supposed to talk about it."

Hey, Bruce, your friends don't quite understand that "not supposed to talk about it" thing.

[Cyman]

When a man marries his mistress, he creates a job opening.