I live just outside of Worthington and saw this on the news. The guy is kinda weird (aside from the fact that he attempts to cut his own hair Franciscan style). Apparently his claim is self defense against "juvenile delinquency"=running up onto his portch. Man, I wonder how many Bible sailsmen or J. Witnesses he's bagged already...urban hunting at its finest...pardon the shrewed sacrasm.
...aside from the fact that he attempts to cut his own hair Franciscan style...
I don't what you'd call this dipsh*t's hair style, but it's not Franciscan.
We'd have to get a look at his den.