Posted on 08/24/2006 8:42:35 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
No, that's not a penis pump, Mom. Really
Wed Aug 23, 4:12 PM ET
CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.
Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.
When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.
He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.
He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.
Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.
Orgasmotron
Seems to be the only long thing that fellow has.
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One Deluxe Swedish penis pump!
One receipt for Swedish penis pump, signed by Austin Powers!
One warranty card for Swedish penis pump, signed by Austin Powers!
One book...
one warranty card for swedeish penis pump filled out by Madin Azad Amin
one book titled "swedeish penis pumps that sort of thing is my bag baby by Madin Azad Amin"
That went well.
Look ma, no hands!
I think he actually said, "Dude! Dats da bomb!"
smart guy
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [whispering].... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
That was one example. There are many others. I don't think I would tell anyone about them least of all my mother.
Nahhh. It really, really sucks...
YIKES! Did I hit post????
This is what the world has come to - bin Laden and associates have made it impossible for honest, law-abiding people to hand carry their marital aids (and accompanying lubricants) without having this disclosed to the entire airport.
(crickets chirping)
I don't understand that one got me great laughs at work today.
too freaking funny
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