That's not my bag, baby! Yeah!!!
Posted on 08/24/2006 8:42:35 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
No, that's not a penis pump, Mom. Really
Wed Aug 23, 4:12 PM ET
CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.
Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.
When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.
He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.
He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.
Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.
"Makes an ideal Christmas gift, and it really, really works!"
Is that a bomb in your pants or are you happy to see me?
He deserves time just for being an idiot.
You really have to wonder about these muslims...
One of those "As Seen on TV" items, no doubt...
"That kind of thing isn't my bag, baby."
They think it is more acceptable to their mother to blow up the plane WITH HER ON IT than to admit they have a sex toy?
Jeez. What's strange about that? /sarc
He should have said it was a new kitchen gizmo from Ronco.
The Orgaz-omatic?
Truly moronic of him - he could have just checked it in instead of hand-carrying it.
Well, it's a long flight.
Yes," Popeils Pocket Penis Pump"
It slices, it dices, . . . .
Oh wait, that's no good.
No, that's not a penis-pump. It's the new Super Bass-o-Matic, officer.
http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/Humor/SNL/bassomatic.htm
It's not a sex toy. Lots of guys who have had protate surgery use the devices. In those cases I imagine they are prescribed by a doctor.
I don't know why he needed one or if he indeed did need it.
Now instead of just her and the security officals knowing, the WHOLE WORLD heard about it. Not the brightest bulb on the tree.
Actually I don't know if he deserve prison for this. I mean yes it was a stupid thing to say but come on it is Mom. lol.
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