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Happy Birthday, Mr. Ex-President
American Spectator ^
| 24 Aug 06
| R. Emmett Tyrrell
Posted on 08/24/2006 5:12:56 AM PDT by rellimpank
WASHINGTON -- Former President Bill Clinton has been celebrating his 60th birthday at breakneck speed and he will be continuing to do so for months to come, according to news reports. Given the many laughs he has afforded me over the years, I hope he will proceed at a more restrained pace. I could not bear to see him make another run to the emergency room. The sudden whitening of his hair since his retirement from the White House and shrinkage of his once fleshy physique should admonish voluptuaries everywhere of the potential health threats from recreational sex.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: ahab; clinton; gotowardsthelight; happybirthday; justdiealreadywillu; x42
--good commentary on the worst Pres of the century---
To: rellimpank
Klinton can't get old enough fast enough for me. And when is Jimmie Carter going to kick the bucket, husk his last nut, by the farm,....
For the love of all that is holy, let them age in moth years and fly toward the light.
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posted on
08/24/2006 5:19:10 AM PDT
by
Tenacious 1
(War Monger...In the name of liberty, let's go to war!!!!)
To: Tenacious 1
She wants to give him a bithday special. She will blow out the candles for him.
This one wants monica for her birthday.
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posted on
08/24/2006 5:39:25 AM PDT
by
USS Alaska
(Nuke the terrorist savages - In Honor of Standing Wolf)
To: rellimpank
"Haaaapppy Birthday....Mr. Preeessssident....."
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posted on
08/24/2006 5:40:17 AM PDT
by
SkyPilot
To: USS Alaska
I was kinda wondering what Hilldabeast was going to give him for his birthday; I guess you answered my question. How dumb of me.
To: rellimpank
The sudden whitening of his hair since his retirement from the White House and shrinkage
Living will Hillary I can understand this
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posted on
08/24/2006 6:14:57 AM PDT
by
lakeman
(when a marine kills the only thing he feels is the recoil of his rifle)
To: rellimpank
The sudden whitening of his hair since his retirement from the White House and shrinkage
Living with Hillary I can understand this
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posted on
08/24/2006 6:15:17 AM PDT
by
lakeman
(when a marine kills the only thing he feels is the recoil of his rifle)
To: lakeman
"This is an innovation in narcissism, but then Clinton and like-minded members of his 1960s generation have been innovative narcissists for decades."
Amen, to that. Why won't he just go away?
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posted on
08/24/2006 6:27:14 AM PDT
by
teddyballgame
(red man in a blue state)
To: rellimpank
Me me me me me, it's all about me! That's the essence of Bill Clinton! (Sounds like a two year old.)
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posted on
08/24/2006 6:35:12 AM PDT
by
CarolinaGOP
("A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower)
To: rellimpank
They must have edited this out of the story:
"After blowing out the candles on his birthday cake, a visibly disappointed Clinton was heard to mutter 'Damn, she is still here.'" Apparently, not all wishes come true...
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posted on
08/24/2006 8:39:01 AM PDT
by
philled
("Enshrine mediocrity, and your shrines are razed." -- Ellsworth Toohey)
To: SkyPilot
The last two democratic Presidents have done more to set this country back than all our enemies combined, both foreign and domestic.
My congrats on your so-called 'legacy', Bubba.
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posted on
08/24/2006 8:44:03 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(What Darwin denied, he now regrets)
To: All
hahahahahahahahahahaha...lmao...you guys kill me!!!
:)
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posted on
08/24/2006 8:52:14 AM PDT
by
SMM48
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