[battlegearboat]

There she is again.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Hey baby, why run the bases when you start at home-plate?

[E Rocc]

"I hope the last time he was at a sink he washed that hand"

-Eric

[hgro]

Get under the desk madam.

[DainBramage]

"Mr. Clinton...Mr.Clinton...My uncle Dainbramage said to tell you that you suck!"

[BadAndy]

That chippie is waaay too cute for that POS. He likes em carrying 40 extra pounds or a big snooz.

[WayneH]

I watched that game last night on SNY. The camera kept finding him and in the later innings was resting his head on one hand and doing a lot of yawning. This, and the game was one of the best of the season.

[LIConFem]

Man, I feel like I've died and gone to hog heaven!

[rhombus]

Hey baby, you'd look beautiful in blue.

[MAD-AS-HELL]

Hi young lady, do you want to come by later and I can show you what foul balls to the chin feels like?"

[csvset]

The guy a few rows back, standing and pointing:

"There he is officer, that guy in the black shirt, he was playing with himself."

[Moonmad27]

That guy thinks he is a rock star. Look at that smirk!

[divine_moment_of_facts]

"Legally there's nothing I can do that counts as sex anymore"

[NordP]

Why the heck would ANYONE want to touch that creep's hand???? You'd need a "Silkwood" shower after having done so!!!

[mrsmith]

"Pass these plans on to Chiang, and tell him to deposit my payoff in the old swiss acccount."

[NRA2BFree]

"Hey little girl, would you like to be my Intern?"

[reagan_fanatic]

"No, honey - when I said 'put 'er there' I didn't mean your hand..."

[TBall]

You may be younger than Chelsea, but your still legal. Say you got a little sister?

[libs_kma]

They have a story on Drudge that one of Murdoch's papers is having a "Meet Bill Clinton" contest/winner.

I'm going to enter, and if I win I'm going to chaw on a whole pouch of Red Man while I'm waiting for the toon.

[OrioleFan]

Got Beret?