Posted on 08/18/2006 12:03:48 PM PDT by Cecily
Here we are at "Snakes on a Plane" and ... what was that?
That over there. It moved. It looks like a wire, but it moved.
Hey, something almost touched that guy's foot.
It's a snake! I know it! They're coming now! Pick your feet up! They're here!
Mister Pilot, please stop hitting at that snake slithering over the control panel. Put that clip board down, sir. If you keep hitting at that snake something bad is going to happen. I'm sure of it.
Don't ... don't. If you don't stop, man, I'll come up to that movie screen and slap you all the way to China. I don't like snakes.
I knew it. He hit the air bag controls. They've dropped in the cabin and now all the snakes are loose!
I see a cobra! A rattler! They're here! They're everywhere! Dozens of 'em. They're in that woman's face. Oh, they bit that lady over there. Oh, they bit her again. Stop it! Stop it now!
Help me! Help me, Mace Windu! Save me, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi!
It's snakes on that ever-lovin' plane!
Oh, why do I have to be here? Why do I have to sit through this? I don't like snakes.
Oh, mama. They said there's gonna be 450 snakes in this movie! I lost count after 10. There's big ones, little ones, coiling ones, spitting ones, hissing ones. They're ridin' the drink cart down the aisle!
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You are also forgetting when he got eaten in Jurassic Park.
I saw the trailer for this turkey. It's going to have to make its money the first weekend, 'cause it's gonna suck big time.
My wife and I looked at each other after the trailer and just shook our heads.
People could set their ringtone to a snake's hiss and call each other in the theater.
If William Castle was around, he could've hooked up seats to "The Tingler" again...
The other day on one of the cable news channels, they had the "Encyclopedia of Jihad", and it's English translation. There was a section in the Encyclopedia on recognizing, and treating rattlesnake bites, and also scorpion stings.
I see there is a FR thread about the Encyclopedia:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1686050/posts
I knew it. He hit the air bag controls. They've dropped in the cabin and now all the snakes are loose!
Air bags in a plane? I've sat beside some gas bags before but didn't know they had air bags. Maybe he meant oxygen masks.
Which is why I have absolutely, positively NO intention of seeing this movie.
No, they're afraid of IDF soldiers..........
I think at least some major muslim populations abhore dogs (like cats). Don't know about snakes.
I can't believe the good reviews it's getting.....people love it I hear.
They already made "Speed."
SD
ROTFLMAO!
Bwahahaha!
You want REAL horror? Imagine "Al Gore On A Plane." And YOU get to sit next to him all the way to Syndey, Australia while he tells you stories about his early days in the House of Representatives!
we heard an ad for this on the radio just a bit ago.
then we came home and fed our son's ball python a rat.
"ok boys, the show's over now clear out of the cave"
Well, surely.
But that was a long bus and the passengers were not tards.
Have you no sense of drama?
Hahahahah!!!
Congratulations! You're on the topic for this thread after we diverted a 401(k) thread to sankes.
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