Fasten your seat belts: 'Snakes on a Plane' is a bumpy ride

Atlanta Journal-Constitution ^ | August 18, 2006 | Bob Longino

[Cecily]

Here we are at "Snakes on a Plane" and ... what was that?

That over there. It moved. It looks like a wire, but it moved.

Hey, something almost touched that guy's foot.

It's a snake! I know it! They're coming now! Pick your feet up! They're here!

Mister Pilot, please stop hitting at that snake slithering over the control panel. Put that clip board down, sir. If you keep hitting at that snake something bad is going to happen. I'm sure of it.

Don't ... don't. If you don't stop, man, I'll come up to that movie screen and slap you all the way to China. I don't like snakes.

I knew it. He hit the air bag controls. They've dropped in the cabin and now all the snakes are loose!

I see a cobra! A rattler! They're here! They're everywhere! Dozens of 'em. They're in that woman's face. Oh, they bit that lady over there. Oh, they bit her again. Stop it! Stop it now!

Help me! Help me, Mace Windu! Save me, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi!

It's snakes on that ever-lovin' plane!

Oh, why do I have to be here? Why do I have to sit through this? I don't like snakes.

Oh, mama. They said there's gonna be 450 snakes in this movie! I lost count after 10. There's big ones, little ones, coiling ones, spitting ones, hissing ones. They're ridin' the drink cart down the aisle!

[Salamander]

This was *the* worst animal horror film of all time;

The whole movie consisted of "scary" shots of frogs just sitting there, ribbeting in a "sinister" manner and the actors "screaming in horror" and running for no apparent reason.....:D

[Salamander]

"Goats On A Boat"

Plot line;

When disgrunted goats commandeer a cruise ship, things quickly go from baaaaaaaaaaaa-d to worse"

[Salamander]

A beleaguered woman's inspiring journey to independence. [Missouri]


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