Posted on 08/18/2006 12:03:48 PM PDT by Cecily
Here we are at "Snakes on a Plane" and ... what was that?
That over there. It moved. It looks like a wire, but it moved.
Hey, something almost touched that guy's foot.
It's a snake! I know it! They're coming now! Pick your feet up! They're here!
Mister Pilot, please stop hitting at that snake slithering over the control panel. Put that clip board down, sir. If you keep hitting at that snake something bad is going to happen. I'm sure of it.
Don't ... don't. If you don't stop, man, I'll come up to that movie screen and slap you all the way to China. I don't like snakes.
I knew it. He hit the air bag controls. They've dropped in the cabin and now all the snakes are loose!
I see a cobra! A rattler! They're here! They're everywhere! Dozens of 'em. They're in that woman's face. Oh, they bit that lady over there. Oh, they bit her again. Stop it! Stop it now!
Help me! Help me, Mace Windu! Save me, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi!
It's snakes on that ever-lovin' plane!
Oh, why do I have to be here? Why do I have to sit through this? I don't like snakes.
Oh, mama. They said there's gonna be 450 snakes in this movie! I lost count after 10. There's big ones, little ones, coiling ones, spitting ones, hissing ones. They're ridin' the drink cart down the aisle!
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It would be worse with roaches! hate em!
He starred in the remake of "Shaft" too, but I haven't seen it.
I, on the other hand, am afraid of flying.
The studio has made a movie that the Marples will NOT be seeing.
Next up, according to our fears and phobias:
Spiders in a mine
Rats on a Broken Elevator
I can forsee a whole series of movies like this. HA!
Do they crawl in your mouth while you're sleeping?
Thanks for that. Now I really won't be able to sleep. Seriously, I have had one crawl on me while sleeping. And they're almost as big as mice where I live.
"There's an ant crawling up your back in the nightime,
There's an ant crawling up your back in the nightime.
But you think that's okay while you're sleeping!"
--They Might Be Giants
I saw it last night and found it to be quite amusing. The writers (and actors) seem to have gone in with the attitude of "Let's make this fun" and ran with it, while still managing to take the matter seriously enough to at least try to provide explanations for some of the "why don't they do this to take care of the snakes?" scenarios.
Bascially, if you liked "Deep Blue Sea", you'll probably like this. Plus you'll get to see things in glorious SNAKE-O-VISION.
I'm sorry, any spider that comes on my property has come to DIE...
I also don't know why you are interested in this movie. The entire concept sounds pretty dumb. I had trouble sitting through the commercial for it. I can't imagine sitting through the entire movie.
So my thinking has been he set out to make an instant cult classic "B" movie in a self-aware sort of way. That's why it's not an intentional comedy.
L. Jack isn't afraid of anything in this MF'ing movie.
I took my son to see it this afternoon and we both loved it. If you don't like snakes, this movie will make you very, very uncomfortable.
It's a shame we can't all be like you and spend our time curing cancer.
Just wear cowboy boots and everyone will be fine.
Next horror movie, please.
Next up, according to our fears and phobias:
Spiders in a mine
Rats on a Broken Elevator
I can forsee a whole series of movies like this. HA!
And Attack of the Puppet People
Gives me the creeps just thinking about it! LOL!
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