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‘Monster moose’ derails train (Norway)
Aftenposten (Norway) ^ | 15 Aug 2006, 15:36 | Aftenposten English Web Desk/NTB

Posted on 08/15/2006 9:08:56 AM PDT by Kurt_Hectic

Service on Norway's northern train line (Nordlandsbanen) wasn't expected to resume until Wednesday afternoon at the earliest, after a train collided with a moose and derailed.

The train, designed to carry loads of iron ore, derailed after it hit the moose on the tracks Monday evening.

"It must have been a monster moose," said Harry Korslund of the agency in charge of the rails, Jernbaneverket.

"It all depends, of couse, on how the train hit the moose, but in this case it was enough that it derailed."

The accident occurred between Dunderland and Mo i Rana. Passengers were being transported from Mo i Rana to Dunderland by bus in both directions.

Some trains from Mosjøen to Bodø were being replaced with busses along the entire route.

Railroad officials faced a major job clearing the rails and getting the trains back on track. Korslund said regular service wouldn't resume until Wednesday afternoon or evening.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: cheese; collision; derail; dunderland; ironore; moirana; monster; monstermoose; moose; nordlandsbanen; norway; sister; train
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Monster-moose alert!
1 posted on 08/15/2006 9:08:57 AM PDT by Kurt_Hectic
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To: Kurt_Hectic

Everyone: call your sister right now and see if she's okay!


2 posted on 08/15/2006 9:10:51 AM PDT by SquirrelKing
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To: franksolich

Norway moose ping.

}:-)4


3 posted on 08/15/2006 9:11:02 AM PDT by Moose4 (Dirka dirka Mohammed jihad.)
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To: Kurt_Hectic

Here we go!


4 posted on 08/15/2006 9:11:10 AM PDT by saganite (Billions and billions and billions-------and that's just the NASA budget!)
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To: Kurt_Hectic
It musta been MØØSEZILLA browsing on the tracks!
5 posted on 08/15/2006 9:11:12 AM PDT by Redcloak (Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
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To: Kurt_Hectic
Poor Rocky is inconsolable right now.
6 posted on 08/15/2006 9:12:59 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
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To: Kurt_Hectic
In my best Scottish brogue.

If that's the size of their mooses, I'd hate to see the size of their rats.

7 posted on 08/15/2006 9:13:06 AM PDT by P8riot ("You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone)
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To: Redcloak; Allan; Charles Henrickson; 1234; 68 grunt; Amityschild; Allosaurs_r_us; beckysueb; ...
Ping for the Norway ping list.

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8 posted on 08/15/2006 9:13:20 AM PDT by franksolich (the bell tolls for thee, the bell tolls for Fat Che)
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To: Kurt_Hectic

This happens to cheese trains all the time in that part of the world. It's a fairly series problem.


9 posted on 08/15/2006 9:13:25 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Kurt_Hectic

The Alaska Railroad kills a hundred moose a winter but, with the snow blade on the front of the lead engine, clears the track at the same time.


10 posted on 08/15/2006 9:13:46 AM PDT by RightWhale (Repeal the law of the excluded middle)
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To: Kurt_Hectic

Yes, I can see that happening.......

11 posted on 08/15/2006 9:14:27 AM PDT by Red Badger (Is Castro dead yet?........)
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To: Kurt_Hectic

moose abuse

12 posted on 08/15/2006 9:15:20 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF...8th TFW...Ubon Thailand...408thMMS..."69"...Night Line Delivery...AMMO!!)
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To: Kurt_Hectic

A moose once bit my sister.


13 posted on 08/15/2006 9:18:31 AM PDT by TheSpaceCoyote
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To: Kurt_Hectic

I love drunk moose threads. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1527961/posts


14 posted on 08/15/2006 9:20:27 AM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
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To: Kurt_Hectic
Eenie meenie chili beany!


15 posted on 08/15/2006 9:22:56 AM PDT by capt. norm (Bumper Sticker: Honk if you've never seen an Uzi shoot from a car window.)
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To: Kurt_Hectic

Moose tastes good.

I've had moose steak. Yum!


16 posted on 08/15/2006 9:23:57 AM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis, Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
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To: Kurt_Hectic

Mønti Pythøn lk den Hølie Grailen

Røtern nik Akten Di

Wik

Alsø wik

Alsø alsø wik

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?

See the løveli lakes

The wonderful telephøne system

And mani interesting furry animals

The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
making of this film.
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and
unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

Including the majestic møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".

We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.

Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA

Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix
concrete and sign com-
plicated insurance
forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER

Large møøse on the left
half side of the screen
in the third scene from
the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin,
French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN

Suggestive poses for the
Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.

The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last
minute.

Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama

The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
making of this film.
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and
unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS NEARE PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES


17 posted on 08/15/2006 9:24:32 AM PDT by Disambiguator (Don't mess with Israel.)
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To: Kurt_Hectic
A moose once bit my cistern.


18 posted on 08/15/2006 9:25:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is a perversion of faith, a lie against human spirit, an obscenity shouted in the face of G_d)
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To: Redcloak
Brings to mind that little known Blue Oyster Cult song where the lyrics go:

"History shows again and again, how nature points out the folley of man... MOOSEZILLA!"

And we cant forget those awesome power chords, either: BOM BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA! (Repogirl air-guitaring at keyboard)

19 posted on 08/15/2006 9:36:43 AM PDT by RepoGirl ("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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To: Kurt_Hectic

(Music:) "They did the moose - they did the monster-moose..."


20 posted on 08/15/2006 9:38:46 AM PDT by talleyman (Kerry & the Surrender-Donkey Treasoncrats - trashing the troops for 40 years.)
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