[Concho]

My kids call Alan Colmes, "The Cryptkeeper". He looks like the talking skeleton form Tales from the Crypt.

[SeanOGuano]

Another poster referred to Juan as the crash test dummie for liberal talking points a few weeks ago.

[yobid]

Alan is a Sleestack:

http://hometown.aol.com/allartistries/images/sleestack%20site%201.jpg

[Christian4Bush]

My kids call Alan Colmes, "The Cryptkeeper". He looks like the talking skeleton form Tales from the Crypt.

Dang - I thought I came up with that!

[combat_boots]

Colmes talks as though he has no original thought.

One night I heard him say something about how American soldiers had to clean blood off dead Iraqi victims. He was whining like a girl. That's when I knew he would be someone's _____ were he ever to actually go to Iraq, or, if he were called on to actually defend himself or me and mine. Alan may be a nice guy, but he just needs a petticoat.

[SpookBrat]

My kids call him "Lizardman" because he looks reptilian. LOL