US, Israel 'won't survive attack'

The Australian. ^ | August 8, 2006 | The Australian correspondents in Tehran

[WmShirerAdmirer]

Tehran afraid of consequences of captured Hezbollah fighter confessing to Israelis of training in Iran?

[cripplecreek]

These idiots sure don't have any fear of looking like fools.

[Bommer]

Lets see hmmmm. A little limpdick Mohamad A-bomb verses 3000 hydrogen bombs from both Israel and US. I'll take some bets on that one.

[DoughtyOne]

Time to convert some of these idiots into a greasy spot or specs on a nearby wall.

[Uncle Vlad]

How do you say, "I can't believe how full of crap I am" in Farsi?

[Bobalu]

Mother-of-all-blowhards alert

[Phsstpok]

General Yahya?

General Yahya!!!!!!???????

This is from The Onion, isn't it?

[jazusamo]

"Without doubt, if the criminals (the United States and Israel) want to make any moves against Iran they will be stricken by a blow 100 times stronger

Safavi should come up with something more original than a statement out of Baghdad Bob's play book.

[Cementjungle]

These clowns need to come up with something better. This same old rhetoric day after day, year after year, is getting pretty boring. They need to come up with something like "We have the Rove Weather Machine ® and we're not afraid to use it" or something.

[ChessMan]

Tell Iran to go ahead and try out their desires. Today. Why wait?

Bunch of sissies. Israel would toast em inside of a day. Big talk from a little man. Plays well for his idiot troops and the dems though.

[EagleUSA]

These idiots sure don't have any fear of looking like fools.
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They have no fear of dying either, or at least, apparently. I think these fools are inviting a war with Israel, but they know they cannot start it, without losing all standing, even with their accomplices in the U.N. and the MSM. I think they are praying for Israel to start something...

[holden]

Wreaking such 100x havoc would supposedly be ... China or "Allah"? Surely not US-based Hezbollah cells releasing an East Litani Virus?

HF

[GeronL]

I wish they would bring it on, already

[DTogo]

The way we're half-fighting PC wars nowadays, General Yahya may be right.

[reagan_fanatic]

"Without doubt, if the criminals (the United States and Israel) want to make any moves against Iran they will be stricken by a blow 100 times stronger and they will not survive in the face of Iran's power," General Yahya Rahim Safavi was quoted as saying

Lighten up, Francis.

[kromike]

Either that, or one of the Red Lectroids from "Buckaroo Bonzai" got promoted ("John YaYa").

[Uriah_lost]

Introducing Tehran Tom, the latest graduate of the Baghdad Bob School of the Performing Arts.

[kromike]

"Sorry! 'Psycho!'"

[Bubble Girl]

Tehran and Damascus reject this, saying they only offer moral support.

Ahunh. "Moral support"

[SW6906]

And yet, with all of this talk of nuclear destruction, the Doomsday Clock still stands at seven minutes to midnight when it was as close as two minutes to midnight back in the fifties.