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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned
Fox News ^
| 6:29 AM 8/4/2006
| Cawats
Posted on 08/04/2006 6:30:54 AM PDT by CAWats
After sleeping in separate beds for months without any action, the woman reportedly awoke and demanded that her husband … uhh … take care of business. When he refused, she called in the cavalry, so to speak.
Confused cops arrived on the scene, but said they couldn't resolve the dispute, much less issue a citation.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: fury; generalchat; scorned; veryoldstory; woman
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:30:55 AM PDT
by
CAWats
To: CAWats
Confused cops arrived on the scene, but said they couldn't resolve the dispute, much less issue a citation.Taking her up on the offer was probably 'out' too.
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:33:34 AM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Head On. Apply directly to the forehead!)
To: CAWats
Lucky the cops left when they did ;)
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:35:47 AM PDT
by
Shaun_MD
(In God We Trust. In Might We Remain Free)
To: HairOfTheDog
...Taking her up on the offer was probably 'out' too. ...Would you?
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:35:54 AM PDT
by
FReepaholic
(This tagline could indicate global warming.)
To: CAWats
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman ScornedIn other news, water is wet, ice is cold, and the Pope is Catholic.
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:37:10 AM PDT
by
Jim Noble
(I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit - it's the only way to be sure.)
To: FReepaholic
For the love of God, why did you post HER picture? lol
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:37:35 AM PDT
by
Shaun_MD
(In God We Trust. In Might We Remain Free)
To: CAWats
Better to dwell in the wilderness than with an angry and contentious woman. - Proverbs 21:19
(Wow, this is the first time ever, that I've posted a verse. I don't know too terribly many by heart, but I remember this one because it's funny when applied correctly. I like to show my wife when she's in a "mood." It always seems to go over sooo well.)
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:39:36 AM PDT
by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: FReepaholic
Now how do you know it isn't more like this:
To: CheneyChick
To: FReepaholic
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, my eyes! It's too damned early in the morning for that kind of visual punishment!
To: CAWats
As a man, I would find it hard, maybe difficult would be a better choice of words, to rise to the occasion with cops in the bedroom and guns pulled ---- errrr --- I mean weapons.
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:41:49 AM PDT
by
burroak
To: FReepaholic
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:42:38 AM PDT
by
Crawdad
(So the guy says to the doctor, "It hurts when I do this.")
To: CAWats
The correct quotation is:
'Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.'
William Congreve, The Mourning Bride
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:42:38 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: FReepaholic
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:42:55 AM PDT
by
xxyyxx
To: FReepaholic
“Do me... do me you bastard!”
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:43:21 AM PDT
by
johnny7
(“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
To: Crawdad
Well, darn! I never opened the bottle in 18 years (never had to) - guess I'll throw it away.
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:43:30 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: CheneyChick
Don't you just hate it when that happens? I bet it showed up just fine when you previewed the post.
ARRRG!
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:45:56 AM PDT
by
Quilla
To: CAWats
proof that ugly goes straight to the bone. You have to feel sorry for this man.
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:47:02 AM PDT
by
longtermmemmory
(VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
To: Quilla
LOL - yeah. That's funny.
To: johnny7
Why the hell would anyone take the time to wrap a skull in wax paper?
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posted on
08/04/2006 6:52:30 AM PDT
by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
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