Ann Coulter Slams Ivins, Keller, Hillary, Couric in Latest Column

Editor & Publisher ^ | August 03, 2006

[presidio9]

Ann Coulter offered more mean-spirited commentary in her latest Universal Press Syndicate column posted Wednesday night.

In a Q&A with herself, Coulter asked: "How would your career be different if you looked like [liberal Creators Syndicate columnist] Molly Ivins?" Coulter answered: "I'd be a lot uglier."

The conservative Universal columnist also called New York Times Executive Editor Bill Keller "(a) a complete moron or (b) a traitor," and said the "mainstream press is in economic trouble" because of "hysterical leftism that drove readers away."

Two other Coulter Q&As in her new column:

-- "Why is abortion sacrosanct to the left? Why have Democrats chosen this as their hill to die on? Why is evolution so important to liberals?" Her answer: "Because they basically want to depopulate the world of human beings, hence their love of abortion and their commitment to a belief system that does not distinguish men from lower beasts."

-- "Does Hillary Clinton have a good chance in 2008? What are her strengths and weaknesses?" Coulter's answer: "Good chance of what? Coming out of the closet? I'd say that's about even money. Her strength is her first name; her weakness is her last."

Coulter also said of UN Secretary General Kofi Annan: "Isn't he on the ground fighting with Hezbollah?" Of Joseph Wilson: "You mean Valerie Plame's clueless hubby? Whatever happened to that moron?" And of Katie Couric: "The affable Eva Braun of evening TV."

[Ole Okie]

MI has been fighting cancer... breast cancer I believe.

I feel for Molly for her cancer bout. I feel for any human who has to face this sort of thing.

But I despise Molly's far left wing political bent. And that's the way it is.

Get well, Molly. We need your screwed up political sayings so we can have fun pointing out contrasts with Ann Coulter.

[FormerLib]

Ann does not need to gain a single ounce!

Perhaps this is more to your liking?

[Cheburashka]

Good gosh. Old molly should be horizontal and in a coffin judging by her skin color. That is fugly.
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She was once.

Vampire! Vampire! Vampire!

[RegulatorCountry]

"Who or what is Chimpy Bushitlerburton?"

That's a nickname straight out of the DUmpster (Democratic Underground). That's what they call our president.

[grellis]

I never realized that the left thinks the President looks like a chimp. Ever since the first time I saw him, I have thought that former President Bill Clinton* has a nose that, well, it looks like a penis, doesn't it? Funny how our feelings influence the way we see people. I don't think President Bush looks anything like a chimp, but I'm not a leftist moonbat.

*impeached

[ichabod1]

Molly wasn't born, she evolved. She crawled out of the primordial swamps that way. (credit to Michael Reagan who used that to describe how old Charlie Dingell is.)

[Cheburashka]

the way Helen Thomas looked better when she was younger

...????...helen popped out of the shell that way, there has been no improvement

Doogle
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Helen Thomas looked that bad when the Pharaoh dropped the pyramid on her.

D*** shame she dug her way out.

[Lizavetta]

she's only turned up the volume to "11" instead of slinking away.

"It goes to 11."

Spinal Tap bump...

[jjbrouwer]

'It's a pathetic attempt to bring attention to themselves by calling Ann mean and heartless.'

It's rather better than the people here who defend everything she says and does. What she said about the 911 widows was more than mean and heartless. It was downright evil. And if you defend it, you are the one who is pathetic.

[Jameison]

"Ann Coulter offered more mean-spirited commentary "

Hah Hah!
Editor and Publisher are just so funny aren't they?
It's fun to get them riled tome after time by Ann's quick wit, and accurate barbs
Very good indication that Ann's well aimed barbs have hit home.

[redgirlinabluestate]

"Actually Ann doesn't really do it for me. Too skinny." I agree. Ann is smarter than I'll ever be, but she could use a few cheeseburgers.

I saw her in person last night and I have to say that she looks better in real life. I know they say that the TV adds pounds, but not in Ann's case, I guess. She could easily put on some pounds and still be fine, but she looked more curvy than I thought she would. She looked healthy and more natural than how she appears on TV. She was quite gracious and especially kind to my 84 year old grandmother (her biggest fan) as well.

[Jameison]

"Eva Braun is even too flattering. Couric asked those kids if their father had ever molested them, on national tv."

YUCK!

[presidio9]

Connelly used to be beautiful, 30 pounds heavier. Now she's in the Skeletor brigade with Courtney Cox.

I haven't seen her in a while, as I generally can no longer stomach going to the movies. I guess I was thinking of her from her "A Beautiful Mind" or "Mullholland Falls" days. No wait, she still looked ok in "The House Of Sand & Fog" (bummer of a movie). She must have crash dieted since then. I have seen about 4 episodes of Friends, but Cox was definitely the prettiest (well, maybe Matt le Blanc). Jennifer Aniston never did it for me. Brad Pitt definitly made an uptrade in the bimbo circuit.

[presidio9]

Didn't Molly Ivins fight Godzilla??

???

[Cobra64]

[ladyinred]

The truth is now called "mean spirited". Welcome to the wonderful world of leftists!

[gabidale89]

Why does E&P bring so much attention to every little thing Ann Coulter does or says, if they hate her so much? If Ann said "the" you can bet E&P would report it... and call it a "mean-spirited" remark.

[shiva]

YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!

[Chode]

thank you...

[BruceysMom]

I tend to ignore people who insult rather than answer or defend. Do you know Ann only wrote about four specific widows called the Jersey girls? Do you know that these four women have parlayed their husband's deaths into a venue for leftist political causes? Do you know that here in America if my husband is a firefighter or policeman and he dies in the line of duty the government doesn't calculate how much he would have made in his lifetime and hand it to me like they did for these for harpies? I guess I'm just pathetic.