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Topless Swede causes Albanian alert
The Local ^ | 07/30/2006 | James Savage

Posted on 08/02/2006 11:09:17 AM PDT by Republicain

A Swedish tourist caused a military alert in an Albanian village when she decided to indulge in a bit of topless sunbathing.

The woman was part of a tourist group that stopped by at the beach. According to Aftonbladet, Albanian women on the beach fled with their children and called the police, shocked by the sight of the scantily clad tourist.

A military patrol was sent to the scene, the paper quoted Italian daily Corriere della Sera as reporting. The soldiers were unable to do anything, however, as they couldn't communicate with the woman.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: albania; crazynakedpeople; europe; generalchat; pingmewithpics; sweden; topless; whatnopictures
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1 posted on 08/02/2006 11:09:18 AM PDT by Republicain
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To: Republicain

Useless without pictures.


2 posted on 08/02/2006 11:09:41 AM PDT by RockinRight (She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
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To: Republicain
Let me be the first to say:

Pictures please!

3 posted on 08/02/2006 11:10:08 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
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To: Republicain

Those must have been some serious torpedoes...


4 posted on 08/02/2006 11:10:20 AM PDT by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: Republicain; derllak

Beware Swedes baring..

lol not gonna do it.


5 posted on 08/02/2006 11:10:38 AM PDT by Leatherneck_MT (In a world where Carpenters come back from the dead, ALL things are possible.)
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To: Republicain
The soldiers were unable to do anything, however, as they couldn't communicate with the woman.

This was NOT a mission to send soldiers on...they would never come back and would have their mouths open the entire time...

6 posted on 08/02/2006 11:10:39 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
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To: Republicain

She was a 63 year-old Swede.


7 posted on 08/02/2006 11:11:32 AM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitor)
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To: Republicain

8 posted on 08/02/2006 11:11:47 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Republicain

The soldiers could have commucicated the need to cover her breasts with their hands. Wait. That didn't come out right.


9 posted on 08/02/2006 11:11:54 AM PDT by p. henry
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To: Republicain

What's Tiger Woods' wife doing in Turkey?


10 posted on 08/02/2006 11:12:03 AM PDT by doctor noe
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To: Republicain
The soldiers were unable to do anything, however, as they couldn't communicate with the woman.

The pantomime gestures in that exchange should have been priceless.

11 posted on 08/02/2006 11:12:53 AM PDT by Mike Darancette ("The ecology of the Earth is not more complex than we think. It is more complex than we CAN think.")
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To: Responsibility2nd
Pictures please!

Be careful what you ask for.

12 posted on 08/02/2006 11:13:10 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: pissant
Ping for you.
13 posted on 08/02/2006 11:13:20 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??(Jason Varitek's out and it's Bush's Fault)
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"We no like hotsy-totsy sweedish floozy."

14 posted on 08/02/2006 11:13:45 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
Where do yo get this stuff?
15 posted on 08/02/2006 11:14:10 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??(Jason Varitek's out and it's Bush's Fault)
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To: Republicain

I'm opening a refugee camp for topless Swedish women who have been ostracized by society for exercising their right to free expression.


16 posted on 08/02/2006 11:14:19 AM PDT by AZLiberty (Creating the <a href="http://clinton.senate.gov">straddle</a> Google bomb one post at a time.)
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To: Republicain

All the picture requesters should be aware that an overweight Swedish grandmother is about as likely to go topless on a beach as a 20 year old Swedish women's volleyball player.


17 posted on 08/02/2006 11:16:05 AM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Republicain
The soldiers were unable to do anything, however, as they couldn't communicate with the woman.

Sign language?

18 posted on 08/02/2006 11:16:47 AM PDT by Ben Mugged
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To: Republicain
This post means nothing without a picture of the subject unless she looks like Maxine Waters or Helen Thomas.

PS: I'm not a pig,...really.

19 posted on 08/02/2006 11:17:53 AM PDT by quesera (Evil does indeed triumph when good men do nothing.)
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To: RockinRight
Here are some Swedish beach women


20 posted on 08/02/2006 11:18:15 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (California bashers will be called out)
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