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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: ffusco

A still shot from the motion picture Dr. Strangelove.
481 posted on 11/18/2006 12:34:28 AM PST by the caption king
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To: cibco

What is a ZOT anyways?


482 posted on 11/18/2006 12:35:42 AM PST by gun_supporter
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To: the caption king

Bingo!


483 posted on 11/18/2006 7:24:41 AM PST by ffusco (Maecilius Fuscus,Governor of Longovicium , Manchester, England. 238-244 AD)
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To: gun_supporter
History of the ZOT! posted here
484 posted on 11/18/2006 7:28:41 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Dancing through life like a street mime with tourettes syndrome.)
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To: gun_supporter; defconw

A ZOT is when the Admin Moderator summons the Viking Kitties on a Troll to purge them from the FR membership rolls.

A ZOT awakens the FR collective and the result are long threads, such as this.

Deffy - have you seen this classic yet?


485 posted on 11/18/2006 7:58:42 AM PST by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam, what type of noose do you want? Plastic or rope?)
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To: defconw

Never mind...


486 posted on 11/18/2006 8:01:36 AM PST by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam, what type of noose do you want? Plastic or rope?)
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To: cibco

I'll bump for the weekend.


487 posted on 11/18/2006 8:06:42 AM PST by greyfoxx39 (Re:Terrorists: Realize that it has nothing to do with what we have done but with what they want.)
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To: cibco

:) Yes I have seen it.


488 posted on 11/18/2006 8:29:02 AM PST by defconw (Gearing up for W2 in 08!)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Lest it be forgotten,

BOOMP!

490 posted on 03/21/2007 7:23:04 PM PDT by MrEdd (Always look on the bright side of life.)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Excellent! But I have one question.

Which one of those highly advanced units handles the flash messages to our VRWC Decoder Rings?

Nam Vet

491 posted on 03/21/2007 7:34:31 PM PDT by Nam Vet ( The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.)
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To: Nam Vet

If I told you, I'd have to kill you


492 posted on 03/21/2007 7:42:36 PM PDT by Mom MD (The scorn of fools is music to the ears of the wise)
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To: Mom MD

Last to the party bump.

This is really an excellent thread!


493 posted on 04/22/2007 10:08:34 AM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Is it just me or have the number of ZOTS declined in the past year?


494 posted on 08/20/2007 3:07:26 PM PDT by FatherofFive (Choose life!)
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To: FatherofFive

lest we forget, BTTT


495 posted on 10/08/2007 12:23:29 PM PDT by MrEdd (Ron Paul is Ralph Nader for the right...)
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To: MrEdd

BTTT


496 posted on 02/05/2008 3:27:49 AM PST by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: Roscoe Karns; Lady Jag

Resurrecting a GREAT oldie, but goodie!

:)


497 posted on 05/04/2008 4:26:40 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Vote for my German Shepherds!!!! They're smarter than what's running!!)
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To: Brad's Gramma; sionnsar; Monkey Face; FRiends

What are you people doing here?


498 posted on 05/04/2008 4:28:35 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: fanfan
What are we doing here?
499 posted on 05/04/2008 4:31:20 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Vote for my German Shepherds!!!! They're smarter than what's running!!)
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To: fanfan

500 or, 42.


500 posted on 05/04/2008 4:31:57 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Vote for my German Shepherds!!!! They're smarter than what's running!!)
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