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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: Slip18

Forgot to ping you...don't know if you're on your own list.


301 posted on 07/29/2006 11:31:52 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of an accident)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

No cats with machine guns?

No sir.


302 posted on 07/29/2006 11:37:12 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of an accident)
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To: Cyber Liberty

funny


303 posted on 07/29/2006 11:39:10 AM PDT by patton (LGOPs = head toward the noise, kill anyone not dressed like you.)
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To: patton

Placemarker


304 posted on 07/29/2006 11:40:07 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Will someone PLEASE put a sock in Bill Richardson's flappin' pie hole???)
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To: Cyber Liberty

ROTFLMAO


305 posted on 07/29/2006 11:48:16 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Iraqi airspace. If it ain't ours, It flies, it dies.)
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To: Lazamataz

I think you might have a live wire, Laz....


306 posted on 07/29/2006 11:48:32 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of an accident)
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To: freedumb2003
>>I have been looking for that for months!

Well after seeing that earlier posted "empty" red X box it took me a full twenty minutes to find my link to that gif!
From now on maybe I'll just keep it on my desktop.

307 posted on 07/29/2006 11:49:34 AM PDT by vox_freedom
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To: vox_freedom
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308 posted on 07/29/2006 11:51:11 AM PDT by don-o (Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
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Ye Ann Coulter haters, no one messes with my friend and lives

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309 posted on 07/29/2006 12:23:24 PM PDT by gentlestrength
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To: Cyber Liberty

A Nuclear Viking Kitty! You RULE!


310 posted on 07/29/2006 12:28:44 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (Fire Murtha Now! Spread the word. Support Diana Irey. http://www.irey.com/)
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To: driftdiver

LOL


311 posted on 07/29/2006 12:32:26 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: eeevil conservative; Just A Nobody; rodguy911; Peach; rightinthemiddle; snugs; ...

A bit of of a laugh for ya'


312 posted on 07/29/2006 12:33:53 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (Fire Murtha Now! Spread the word. Support Diana Irey. http://www.irey.com/)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Thanks, Cyber. You got a great tagline;)


313 posted on 07/29/2006 12:55:45 PM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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In my day we didn't have all this fancy technology, spork weasels and transmogrifiers...We had to ZOT with a really good song. -- Julia Ward Howe,author of Battlefield of the Republic

314 posted on 07/29/2006 12:58:59 PM PDT by gentlestrength
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To: Genesis defender
"Are any of the creatures in this picture actual females?"

I'm betting on at least two.

315 posted on 07/29/2006 1:08:31 PM PDT by norton
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No zot thread is complete without this...(maybe it's just me but...)

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316 posted on 07/29/2006 1:09:55 PM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: Roscoe Karns
(But seriously)
funniest post and best 300 plus responses ever..thanks Rosco!

(is the viking kitty's song lost to posterity?)

317 posted on 07/29/2006 1:10:33 PM PDT by norton
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To: MNJohnnie; eeevil conservative

We sure need eeevil's cat here!


318 posted on 07/29/2006 1:11:10 PM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: don-o

Did she fall into an X box?
Ouch, that's gotta leave a mark.


319 posted on 07/29/2006 1:12:54 PM PDT by vox_freedom
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To: Roscoe Karns
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320 posted on 07/29/2006 1:22:32 PM PDT by b4its2late (Liberals are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.)
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