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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: Roscoe Karns

MEGA KUDOS! Awesome job!


121 posted on 07/28/2006 6:02:00 PM PDT by AmericaUnited
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To: driftdiver
I guess I shoulda put the obvious /sarc tag for slow people like you.

Lol!

Your post was dripping with sacrcasm. Some people wouldn't know sarcasm if came up and bit 'em in the arse.

122 posted on 07/28/2006 6:02:03 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Admin Moderator

You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!


123 posted on 07/28/2006 6:03:07 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: VanDeKoik

THIS ZOT DESERVES AN OSCAR!!!!!!!


124 posted on 07/28/2006 6:03:31 PM PDT by MagnoliaB
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL! Flawless set up to the punchline...


125 posted on 07/28/2006 6:04:23 PM PDT by null and void (Bolton/Rice '08)
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To: don-o
that could be interpreted as a personal attack.

Good grief you have thin skin.

126 posted on 07/28/2006 6:06:11 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL!!!


127 posted on 07/28/2006 6:07:25 PM PDT by Toby06 (True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
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To: knews_hound
I like your blog. Pretty powerful stuff.

L

128 posted on 07/28/2006 6:10:35 PM PDT by Lurker (2 months and still no Bill from Pence. Does anyone on his staff own a pen?)
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To: defconw

My little squirrel friends do not wear green berets! lol


129 posted on 07/28/2006 6:11:01 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (Help get Murtha out of Congress- donate at http://www.irey.com/)
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To: knews_hound; quantim; spinestein; 5Madman2; DTogo; Horatio Gates; Ribeye; decal; B Knotts; ...
I dont often Ping to things not Beer related but this was too good to pass up.

If you are a long time FReeper you should see this.

On or off the Homebrewers Ping List, let me know.

Cheers,

knewshound

Latest Column  The Last Normal Day 22 Aug 2006

130 posted on 07/28/2006 6:12:52 PM PDT by knews_hound (Driving Liberals nuts since 1975 !)
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To: MotleyGirl70
So it's ok to call names? uh... ok...

Well it's said that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

131 posted on 07/28/2006 6:13:00 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (Help get Murtha out of Congress- donate at http://www.irey.com/)
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To: Roscoe Karns; Marie Antoinette; listenhillary

humor poing!


132 posted on 07/28/2006 6:13:04 PM PDT by Big Giant Head (I should change my tagline to "Big Giant Pancake on my Head")
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To: Fudd Fan

LOL! OK, don't give away Intell! WTG.


133 posted on 07/28/2006 6:14:34 PM PDT by defconw (Yes I am a Bushbot, so what of it?)
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To: Roscoe Karns

134 posted on 07/28/2006 6:14:51 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
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To: Fudd Fan

24 on


135 posted on 07/28/2006 6:15:03 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Lurker
Thanks, I found it a great alternative to strangling the **** out of some people.

Well, mostly, there is still the occasional lapse....

Cheers,

knewshound

Latest Column  The Last Normal Day 22 Aug 2006

136 posted on 07/28/2006 6:15:12 PM PDT by knews_hound (Driving Liberals nuts since 1975 !)
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To: Roscoe Karns

I need a diarama of that please. :)


137 posted on 07/28/2006 6:15:44 PM PDT by brothers4thID (Being lectured by Ted Kennedy on ethics is not unlike being lectured on dating protocol by Ted Bundy)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Excellent!


138 posted on 07/28/2006 6:15:45 PM PDT by Nothometoday
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To: Roscoe Karns

Excellent Roscoe!


139 posted on 07/28/2006 6:15:55 PM PDT by 1035rep
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To: MotleyGirl70
Good grief you have thin skin. That could be intrepreted as a personal attack.
140 posted on 07/28/2006 6:16:10 PM PDT by don-o (Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
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