[MplsSteve]

Wow, I hardly know what to say.

Special Memo to Norm Coleman's Dad:

What you did was probably OK when you were 17 and on a dark farm road somewhere.

However, you're in your 80's now and it was daylight when you decided to get your groove on. Please exercise a little discretion next time.

P.S. A 38-year old? You are definitely a mchine, Mr. Coleman!

[GSWarrior]

No room at the Inn?

[hispanarepublicana]

Wow......How old would Mr. Coleman be?

[lesser_satan]

The police report stated a woman, Patrizia Marie Schrag, 38, also was cited for lewd and disorderly conduct.

Gotta admire those Colemans. Norm marries a lingerie model, and his 80 year old dad shtups a 38 year old. Just damn.

[Normal4me]

Hey, when you get that age I guess you take it wherever you can get it! ;-)

[doodad]

Should I ask the party affiliation? It was not mentioned.

[Gay State Conservative]

Bill Clinton in 30 years?

[shrinkermd]

Elderly men lose something with aging. Among them is in good judgment. In the meantime, for an old man to have sex in a car suggests a virility and vigor uncommon in that age group. And with a 38 year old.

[Crawdad]

Animals, by Nickelback

We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
Must have wound up on the floor while
we were switching our positions
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing
Screamin'

[CHORUS]

So come on baby, get in
We're just a couple of animals
Get in, just get in
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Check out the trouble we're in
Get in, just get in

[GourmetDan]

Prolly just getting a BJ.

[Perdogg]

Maybe he was just showing off. If I am 80 and having sex with a 38 year old, I would want to whole world to know.

[cmsgop]

NICE POPS! Gettin Some at 81, LMAO!!!!!!!

[hipaatwo]

LMAO! I just called my father (76) and told him this story. He so admires Mr. Coleman, said he's a better man than me!

[ExpatGator]

He is a posterboy for Viagra!

[YOUGOTIT]

They are consenting adults. Did the person that reported them have a desire but was not invited?

[stimpy17]

I think I have a new Hero.

[NonValueAdded]

The little blue pill sure is a miracle drug. As to the timing, "come on, honey, let's get it on; the pill is wearing off! It's now or never."

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Was "Stompin' At The Savoy" playing on the car stereo when the police broke it up??

[SkyPilot]

Sheesh. The guy is 81 years old.

I guess you are never too old to be a foolish sinner.

At least the woman in the car didn't drown.

[IronJack]

At least it was with a woman. In the Twin(k) Cities, you can never tell.

[Zeroisanumber]

East 7th street, eh? *cough* hooker *cough*