[A Balrog of Morgoth]

Now, friends say, they are showing once again that they are just like any other couple: Two years after getting married, Julie and Hillary Goodridge, lead plaintiffs in the state's landmark gay marriage case, are splitting.

Next, they'll be getting restraining orders on each other, and trading accusations of child abuse.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Next, they'll be getting restraining orders on each other, and trading accusations of child abuse.

In the divorce proceedings, the court will screw over the one who owns the strap-on (or wore it 51% of the time).

[Inwoodian]

This will all be settled when they find out who is the "man" in the relationship. Then the Court will know who they have to screw in the breakup.