To: A Balrog of Morgoth
Next, they'll be getting restraining orders on each other, and trading accusations of child abuse. In the divorce proceedings, the court will screw over the one who owns the strap-on (or wore it 51% of the time).
To: Hemingway's Ghost
Tsk! HG, you don't *know* there's a strap-on. There could be a hermaphrodite. No need to thank me for the visual...
17 posted on
07/21/2006 5:37:31 AM PDT by
Froufrou
To: Hemingway's Ghost
In the divorce proceedings, the court will screw over the one who owns the strap-on (or wore it 51% of the time).
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It's not an actual divorce. They have to forfeit their licker license.
29 posted on
07/21/2006 5:56:51 AM PDT by
FearlessFreep
(Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
To: Hemingway's Ghost
In the divorce proceedings, the court will screw over the one who owns the strap-on (or wore it 51% of the time). I was wondering how they would determine that.
Thanks for clearing it up. ;-)
36 posted on
07/21/2006 6:03:12 AM PDT by
Recovering Hermit
(Apparently, most who protest for peace do so at the expense of hygiene.)
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