[Recovering Hermit]

In the divorce proceedings, the court will screw over the one who owns the strap-on (or wore it 51% of the time).

I was wondering how they would determine that.

Thanks for clearing it up. ;-)

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Thanks for clearing it up. ;-)

Speaking of their victorian house . . . how do you know it was a lesbian carpenter who did all the restoration work? Why, it's all tongue-in-groove construction.

(I'll be here all zee veek.)