ICONS OF SAME-SEX MARRIAGE SPLIT UP

The Boston Globe ^ | 21 July 2006 | Michael Levenson

[Hemingway's Ghost]

One of my wife's coworkers was a teacher who worked part time as a waitress at the Wayside Inn (yeah, the Wayside Inn) in Sudbury. She happened to be our server during our anniversary dinner a couple of years ago. Seems gay marriage caused an up tick in the restaurant and catering business. What was funny (to me) was hearing this rock solid teachers' union Democrat guffawing about gay nuptial celebrations she had worked.

I imagine so. Say what you want about the limp-wristed set, but give them this: they do, for the most part, have outstanding taste. Except for that whole "being attracted to the same sex" stuff.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Julie Goodridge on the left and Hillary Ann Smith on the right:

Ugh. Looks like the women's basketball coach and the woman's field hockey coach together at a press conference. Prehaps "lipstick lesbians" really are a fantasy, like pixies, low taxes, and sober Irishmen . . .

[Berlin_Freeper]

This is bound to happen with lesbians because they are full of self hatred due to their lack of a penis. But since they can't get divorced from themselves they suppress it.

Eventually when they mismatch with another lesbian, that hatred gets transposed on the other due to the same lack of a penis. Every little fault becomes hysterically magnified and the abnormal adventure is bound to end in tears.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Say what you want about the limp-wristed set, but give them this: they do, for the most part, have outstanding taste.

Then why do they vote for Teddy and Jean-Francois?

[cgbg]

Privacy?

This is a divorce proceeding that should be covered wire to wire on Court TV.

We have a right to know who owns each candlestick, lesbian sex DVD and gay rights paperweight.

You live by the sword, you die by the sword.

[stevio]

The one on the left looks like "The Hillary".

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Then why do they vote for Teddy and Jean-Francois?

They vote for Teddy because of that whole Camelot thing . . . Jackie O was a dish, don't you know. And Jean-Fancois? He's so chic, so je ne sais quoi . . .

[BaBaStooey]

This confirms what many have suspected all along. Goodridge was a winning decision in the hearts and minds of one group of people.

Divorce lawyers.

[FearlessFreep]

In the divorce proceedings, the court will screw over the one who owns the strap-on (or wore it 51% of the time).

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It's not an actual divorce. They have to forfeit their licker license.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

It's not an actual divorce. They have to forfeit their licker license.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well played.

[Puppage]

Pup, no fair. You know how I love pictures! And weddings make me cry

LOL. I am sorry...I should be ashamed.

[New Girl]

About a dozen years ago, they bought a century-old Victorian on a quiet street in Jamaica Plain; a decade ago, when Annie was born, they took the same last name.

Who is Annie's father? A sperm donor? Or some gay friend of theirs? I can't imagine having a child with a "donor" father. Imagine having to explain to your child that his/her father was someone who simply donated his DNA. One more example of the selfishness of these couples.

[TYVets]

And so the happy couple goes lickety-split.

Very fitting.

[TYVets]

And so the happy couple goes lickety-split.

Very fitting.

[TYVets]

Opppps,

My mouse went lickety-split.

[Recovering Hermit]

In the divorce proceedings, the court will screw over the one who owns the strap-on (or wore it 51% of the time).

I was wondering how they would determine that.

Thanks for clearing it up. ;-)

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Thanks for clearing it up. ;-)

Speaking of their victorian house . . . how do you know it was a lesbian carpenter who did all the restoration work? Why, it's all tongue-in-groove construction.

(I'll be here all zee veek.)

[Gunflint]

And so the happy couple goes lickety-split.

-Someone got tired of sleeping with the same woman EVERY night.

[Tokra]

And so the happy couple goes lickety-splitslit.

[HamiltonJay]

2 YearS???? Please that's not a marriage.. thats a fling... I've got underwear multiple times older than that.