Police: UCF Student Set Dorm Fire To Meet Women (wanted to 'cruise' the evacuees)

Local 6 (Florida) ^ | July 19, 2006

[Stoat]

Police: UCF Student Set Dorm Fire To Meet Women

 

POSTED: 11:46 pm EDT July 19, 2006

UPDATED: 11:55 pm EDT July 19, 2006

A student at the University of Central Florida is accused of setting a fire on campus as a way to meet women, according to a Local 6 News report.

Police said Matthew Damsky admitted to lighting a couch on fire at the Academic Village Dorms last week Damsky told officers he hoped he would be able to meet women as the building was being evacuated.

He was arrested for arson and booked in to the Orange County Jail.

There were no injuries in connection with the fire.

 

Matthew Damsky

[rzeznikj at stout]

Hmmm...

[rzeznikj at stout]

And IIRC, he needed to either die or suffer serious harm...

[Irish_Thatcherite]

True... like that guy on the other thread yesterday....

[Slings and Arrows]

To qualify for a Darwin Award, you need to lose the ability to reproduce. An amusing death is the most common way, but some people qualify while alive...if you take my meaning.

[stainlessbanner]

Dang! Never thought of that one *shudder*

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Yes.. like the guy who cut his flute off...

[Stoat]

What a dummy....the girls are going to think the firemen are hotter anyway.

I'm hoping that they will all read about this and discuss it amongst themselves so that they will be prepared if anyone else tries something like this.

[L.N. Smithee]

How did this doofus get into college? On a self-abuse scholarship?

[Stoat]

How did this doofus get into college? On a self-abuse scholarship?

It certainly is unsettling to know that there may be similar or far worse people preying upon innocent ladies in colleges everywhere. 

[varyouga]

Can you also get 3 dates for my friends?