There is a resemblance between Matthew and Brighton Beach's Eugene
Posted on 07/19/2006 10:53:03 PM PDT by Stoat
The second part is mainly 'wishful thinking' :-)
A blond babe in the White House who can verbally cut Helen Thomas to shreds would certainly maintain my attention :-)
Certain Greek myths come to mind here, sorry to say.
What say you? 30 years? 40? Life sentence of attending every meeting of the NAG gang (possibly cruel and unusual...but I daresay the feminazis wouldn't bother to try to raise that point in any court).
If he was that desperate, why didn't he just pull the fire alarm? What a maroon. Oh well, his date prospects will likely improve in the slammer.
He may well have done that on previous occasions......
An advantage of having an 'actual' fire is that the building will remain evacuated longer. More chance of upset babes not knowing what to do or where to go.....perfect opportunity for a breathtakingly sick loser who is looking to prey upon vulnerable people.
He's started on his career as an arsonist / rapist....hopefully some 'accident' will befall him before he actually harms someone, assuming he hasn't already.
What a maroon. Oh well, his date prospects will likely improve in the slammer.
His dance card will be full.
Major-Doofus
No wonder he was having trouble getting dates.
Gives new meaning to "flushing out the chicks".
He'd have done it. But he wouldn't have got caught.
Please forgive my cultural illiteracy; I don't recognize the person in the picture.
((((embarrassed))))
"Come on, baby, light my fire."
Smoothest character with the ladies EVER.
Smoothest character with the ladies EVER.
OH!! (slapping furry stoat head )
This is particularly embarrassing because I own the movie and have seen it probably 20 times or more.......
<<< standing in corner "sigh"
I had thought that it might be one of the Kennedy clan....they're not exactly 'smooth', but they're 'infamous' in that regard as I'm sure you know.
It wasn't a great pic of Tim, so all is forgiven! :-)
FReegards!
aww, thanks!
<<< sheepishly moving our of corner
"OMG! Is that smoke that I smell? Quick! Let's run outside....here, you can have this blanket to keep warm....don't worry, I'll look after you. Here, I just happen to have an extra Scotch on the rocks with me
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Say, what's your name? Where are you from? Gee, you're very pretty....are you dating anyone?"
I could just see it....it would be a scream in a movie, but it's REALLY creepy in real life. I hope that he's put away for a VERY long time.
"No babes in da Big House.."
His arrival will solve that problem. Perhaps not in the way he intended though. Bubba will be happy so it all ends well.
I've always found buying women drinks and chatting them up works best.
What a dummy....the girls are going to think the firemen are hotter anyway.
He needs to hook up with the chick that called 911 to meet the hot cop.
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