Hezbollah vows no limits

Herald Sun ^ | 17 July 2006

[Aussie Dasher]

These lunatics are really asking for it. Only seems reasonable that Israel obliges - with both barrels!!!

[Lurker]

"We have many surpises for the Israelis. We have thousands of pinatas, I mean fighters just waiting for them."

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[GSlob]

Israel needs a group of heavy bombers, like B-52s, for Arclight. Maybe they could modify a few of El Al planes.

[no-to-illegals]

and after both barrels, Israel will be allowed to really go after the lunatics, in order that there shall be fewer lunatics walking at the close of each day from this day forward.

[LoudRepublicangirl]

"We have many surprises for the Israelis. We have thousands of pinatas, I mean fighters just waiting for them."



We also have jugglers and mimes!

[petercooper]

[nikos1121]

Hezbollah are a bunch of adolescent hormone rampent cowards getting their rocks off. ISrael is a disciplined army that will systemicatically kill off these guys one by one...It will take time folks.. be patient.. I am sure there is all kind of intelligence coming into Israel as we speak...

[nopardons]

You're correct.

[nhoward14]

Colonel (Graham Chapman): get some discipline into those chaps, Sergeant Major!

Sargeant (John Cleese, shouting throughout): Right sir! Good evening, class.

All (mumbling): Good evening.

Sargeant: Where's all the others, then?

All: They're not here.

Sgt.: I can see that. What's the matter with them?

All: Dunno.

Chapman (member of class): Perhaps they've got 'flu.

Sgt.: Huh! 'Flu, eh? They should eat more fresh fruit. Ha. Right. Now, self-defence. Tonight I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

(Grumbles from all)

Palin: Oh, you promised you wouldn't do fruit this week.

Sgt.: What do you mean?

Jones: We've done fruit the last nine weeks.

Sgt.: What's wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh?

Palin: Can't we do something else?

Idle (Welsh): Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit...

All: We done the passion fruit.

Sgt.: What?

Chapman: We done the passion fruit.

Palin: We done oranges, apples, grapefruit...

Jones: Whole and segments.

Palin: Pomegranates, greengages...

Chapman: Grapes, passion fruit...

Palin: Lemons...

Jones: Plums...

Chapman: Mangoes in syrup...

Sgt.: How about cherries?

All: We did them.

Sgt.: Red *and* black?

All: Yes!

Sgt.: All right, bananas.

[grey_whiskers]

I am sure there is all kind of intelligence coming into Israel as we speak...

I disagree. This calls for Team America.

"Hey terrorist...Terrorize this!"

[divine_moment_of_facts]

Lebanon's terrorist run government makes sure that key government and military sites are smack dab in the middle of civilian neighborhoods. Hezbollah and Hamas could care less how many civilians die.. They know they can't win.. Their goal is to create chaos and they have the backing of Syria and Iran. Talking to terrorists has never worked and never will work... Carter and Clinton talked and hobnobbed with the worse of them and what did that get us? It got us where we are now! Action against them is the only answer.. they are ISLAMIC FACISTS!

[Nachoman]

...the G8 group of top world nations, at their summit in Saint Petersburg, demanded an end to Israeli military operations ...

Oh for cripes sake. If America had suffered proportionally them same kind of attacks, we would have nuked 3 countries and not left a single mosque standing in our borders.

[festus]

I hope somebody is lying because for all that fuel and ordinance 148 deaths seems awfully low.

[gotribe]

Israel's arch-foe Syria, blamed by the United States and the Jewish state for backing Islamist militants, warned that it would respond to any attack,

At that point, I think the US would engage, and the muzzies in syria will see their skies blackened by US fighters and bombers, and ballistic missiles from iraq.

[Cobra64]

Maybe they could modify a few of El Al planes.

Right. modifications will be done by tomorrow at noon.

(dumbfounded)

[taxesareforever]

I'm counting the hours. Only 48 hours left in Israel ultimatum. I can almost see Syria going up in smoke.

[reagan_fanatic]

[GSlob]

"(dumbfounded)"
The need for heavy bombers capable of area carpet bombing has been obvious for at least two decades. So the thing to be dumbfounded at is the negligence and nonfeasance of those responsible.

[Cobra64]

Carpet bombing has been used since Viet nam. This is nothing new. We used it in Afghanistan. Why would anyone want to convert a commercial aircraft for military bombing purposes when there are dozens of B52s on hand?

[GSlob]

Because Israel does not have B-52s, and their direct acquisition might have been sticky. Thus a substitute to a B-52 could have been improvised from the available materials.