[FormerACLUmember]

The Cuban Commie Press is running big articles about Eternal Second Banana Raul Castro, with no comments on the health or whereabouts of Fidel, who has vanished from the scene.

I believe the evidence point to Fidel being on deaths door, and not a second too soon.

Oh, and here is one of the endless photos of the alcoholic degenerate Raul Castro from today's Cuban press. Nice hat, Generalissimo.

[Texas Eagle]

Castro can't die until Hell gets its next shipment of coal.

[sport]

The sooner the better as far as I am concerned.

[Hildy]

I can't get my hopes up again...it's just too painful when he pops back to life.

[tet68]

Maybe they can stuff him and put him on display in a
Havana McDonalds someday.

[conservative in nyc]

ve also received unconfirmed reports that castro may not be dead, but suffering from Parkinsons or Alzeimers and not in control of his mental faculties.

That's not news. Castro hasn't been in control of his mental faculties for about 50 years.

I rarely speak ill of those knocking on death's door, but I'll make an exception for the commie crackpot Castro. May the devil do whatever he wants with Castro... very soon. The people of Cuba will be better for it.

[Screamname]

The sick thing about Cas-hole dying will be the endless tributes and months of mourning by the MSM and Hollywood elites. Endless storys of his "triumphs", Bay of pigs, the Revolution bla bla bla..

Well the good thing is Hollywood will go nuts looking for another coke connection.


"Actor Jack Nicholson told Daily Variety, following his three-hour 1998 meeting in Cuba that, 'He [Castro] is a genius. We spoke about everything.'

*SNORT*

"Model Naomi Campbell declared that Castro was 'a source of inspiration to the world.'

*SNORT*

"'I'm so nervous and flustered because I can't believe I have met him. He said that seeing us in person was very spiritual,' Campbell recounted of her 1999 visit to Cuba with fellow model Kate Moss, according to the Toronto Star."

*SNORT* *SNORT*

[Westlander]

But look at those ribbons! He might have more than Kerry.

[ex-Texan]

Castro is most likely getting the best medical care available from China and Russia. That means "donated" organs taken from political prisoners and stem cell therapy. He may even have cloned himself to extract major body parts. A few months ago, I saw a report saying the Castro would live to age 150. Of course I could be wrong. Check my FR page. 'Nuff said.

[F.J. Mitchell]

At Fidel's age, "near death" is just stating the obvious.

[impatient]

suffering from Parkinsons or Alzeimers and not in control of his mental faculties.

That this monster should die of natural causes is a testimony to the cowardice and vanity of the age in which we live.

[M Kehoe]

I would love to see the look on Fidel's face when he meets the Creator. Better yet, the look on "el jefe's" face after his judgment.

5.56mm

[MediaMole]

Now, which little boy will I use tonight?

[Cringing Negativism Network]

July 27:

Bienvenidos a Florida del Sur? ;)

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Hypothetically speaking, can Guantanamo Bay, legally annex the rest of the island?...

(just wondering)

[SunkenCiv]

It would be better if his regime were overthrown while he is still alive. But I guess as long as he's dead, that'll have to do. :')

[seasoned traditionalist]

This is a no brainer.

Is Jimmy Carter packing his bags; is he flying his Cuban flag at half staff; does it appear that he is scribbling notes as part of the homily he will give and has he been seen dabbing tears from eyes?

If the answer to most of the above is yes, then you can take it to the bank that his bud, fidelio, has gone to meet his good bud, Stalin, in hell.

[Bean Counter]

Hope for the best! Once that old reprobate finally assumes room temperature, we'll finally be able to buy a decent cigar again legally in the Lower 48...

[Southack]

After Castro took over Cuba, his hatred of gays (except his brother) led to the imprisonment of so many gays with so little in the way of trials that fueding Cuban families would simply "out" a member of the other family to get someone sent to jail.

Gay-Friendly Hollywood applauds this behavior to this very day, hailing Fidel Castro's "progressive" views on homosexuality.

Castro also appointed Che Gueverra to be his chief executioner. Che was originally infamous for his comment that "To send men to the firing squad, judicial proof is unnecessary... These procedures are an archaic bourgeois detail. This is a revolution! And a revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate. We must create the pedagogy of the paredon (the execution wall)"

To which the anti-death-penalty left-wing in the U.S. applauds to this day, wearing Che proudly on their T-Shirts.

And should the radical Left ever come to power, the above policies will go into place here in the U.S., too (though perhaps with some even more sinister wrinkles).

Castro The Monster

[packrat35]

I have a co-worker who has family in Cuba. She told me about this Monday. She has been in touch with her family there by email. That is where I first heard about it.

I pray this old commie bites the dust soon. I just hate him.

[dancusa]

In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco......