Posted on 07/10/2006 6:16:35 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
WASHINGTON, DC --- Congressman John Murtha brazenly declared that the US was the biggest threat to world peace, even compared to North Korea and Iran. The formerly unknown Murtha has now discovered that outrageous things get you attention and may even start walking around naked in Congress to get more attention.
"I learned how to get attention by watching Cindy Sheehan," said Murtha. "No one used to know who I was. Now that I say the United States is worse than terrorists and crackpot dictators and how our soldiers are cold blooded killers, people are starting to listen to me. I like that. I'm not just the old senile guy in the corner any more. I'm the old senile guy on television and in the newspaper every day. But I'm running out of outrageous material. I've decided I might start working in the nude to keep this attention going. Once that calms down, I might enter food eating competitions in the nude or something. All I know is that I like it when people listen to me and pay attention to me.
You forgot to post the Barf Alert.
I hope I've forgotten this by the time I eat breakfast.
you better get down here and check this out
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Quick-get his straightjacket ready!
No, YOU suck!
He thinks someone might fancy him, perhaps. Trolling?
You're obviously an unsupervised latchkey kid of a single parent or two working parents, and there is no one to see that you get your Ritalin.
Hopefully you've gotten enough confirmation that your behavior is annoying and you can settle back into Cartoon Network for a while until the next impulse to act out forces you to find a way to act the fool.
Thank God, that appears to be the case. There are just some things that nobody really needs to see.
Thanks - LOLOL! I needed that!
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