The Chief Constable of Northumbria police Mike Craik said he would like to see implements like kitchen knives only being sold with rounded ends to make them safer.Ah! On both sides of the Atlantic our civilizations face the grim spectre of Liberal ideology.
1 posted on
07/10/2006 2:15:35 AM PDT by
managusta
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To: managusta; MadIvan
oh
my
GOD
what is WRONG with the English?!?!?!?!?
2 posted on
07/10/2006 2:17:26 AM PDT by
King Prout
(many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
To: managusta
Well what about pointed sticks?
To: managusta
Remove the pointed ends, make only blunted ends, and you'll have murderers beheading their victims with blunt knives.
And the chief might consider banning bench grinders as well.
Absolute lunacy.
6 posted on
07/10/2006 2:24:27 AM PDT by
CarrotAndStick
(The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
To: managusta
Omigosh! Omigosh! This is just like the "Monkey's Paw" episode of The Simpsons!
8 posted on
07/10/2006 2:26:39 AM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(Peace begins in the womb.)
To: managusta
When I first started reading, I was certain this had to be Scrappleface.
Unbelievable!
9 posted on
07/10/2006 2:27:46 AM PDT by
2111USMC
To: managusta
I can't believe what I just read....Has Monty Python taken over?
10 posted on
07/10/2006 2:29:37 AM PDT by
Dallas59
To: managusta
We must ban all eating utensils. And we must do it for the children's sakes.11 posted on
07/10/2006 2:30:12 AM PDT by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: managusta
So what are Mike Craik's brilliant plans for screw drivers, ice picks, welding rod, wooden dowels, you name it...
12 posted on
07/10/2006 2:30:40 AM PDT by
DB
(©)
To: managusta
So what are they going to do about razor blades embeded in a piece of wood?
Ban shaving?
16 posted on
07/10/2006 2:32:15 AM PDT by
OpusatFR
( ALEA IACTA EST. We have just crossed the Rubicon.)
To: managusta
just don't let any Muzzies or drunken ,Scots soccer hooligans
have them....
17 posted on
07/10/2006 2:36:16 AM PDT by
LeoWindhorse
(strive on with heedfulness)
To: managusta
The Chief Constable of Northumbria police Mike Craik said he would like to see implements like kitchen knives only being sold with rounded ends to make them safer. The next step would be "knife control", requiring a background check and a permit before purchasing one, then just ban the beastly things altogether....
For some reason, I hear Jocelyn Elders talking about "We must make safer knives..."
18 posted on
07/10/2006 2:41:55 AM PDT by
dirtbiker
(I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
To: managusta
You can have my kitchen knife when you pry it from ...
hmm..
it just doesn't have the same ring to it...
19 posted on
07/10/2006 2:44:22 AM PDT by
Steel Wolf
(- Islam will never survive being laughed at. -)
To: managusta
Nuts, they will grind a new point if they want one.
To: managusta
We need a big, strong, powerful state that can protect us all from harming each other. And we need it now.
To: managusta
Lets do a couple of things here. First lets put a serial number on them, then lets create a mountain of paperwork, of course we need a govt agency to track that paperwork. And since we know that wont work lets create smart knives that can only be used by their owner. Then we'll need knife buy back efforts to get the old knives off the streets.
this has worked so well with guns its bound to work with kinves.
/sarc
To: managusta
ban awls, nails (especially larger than 16 penny) (bright and common and galvanized), screwdrivers, BBQ skewers, metal garden stakes, blah blah...
30 posted on
07/10/2006 3:40:34 AM PDT by
C210N
(Bush SPYED, Terrorists DIED!)
To: managusta
Top Cop looking for a promotion...Can I get any more liberal?
To: managusta
He explained: "You rarely get victims who are sliced to death . . . they are usually stabbed. "So, the problem is pointed knives.
How stupid can I be? I always thought the problem was lethal behavior on the part of sociopaths! Thank you Chief Constable, for enlightening me! < /barf>
33 posted on
07/10/2006 3:52:02 AM PDT by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: managusta
Both Emeril Lagasse and Keith Famie are said to be in hiding, in contact only with attorneys.
To: managusta
I'd like to see dull-edged paper so I won't get any more paper cuts.
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