We must ban all eating utensils. And we must do it for the children's sakes.
Chopsticks are the deadliest.
Quick! Hide the Etruscan! Now we know why those old hoards turn up buried in some garden - the inmates are running the asylum..
Already happened....
Seems that most young adults in UK can't operate a knife and fork since they have spent a lifetime stuffing on pizza, burgers and fries.....none of which require dexterous use of cullinary implements.
As for peas....and other veggies....forgetaboutit.
A few years ago [on FR] there was an article about a guy in Britain who managed to kill another with a dessert spoon. I shudder to think of a mayhem he would have caused had he a heavier and sturdier tablespoon.