ANN COULTER - GODDESS (THE SCOURGE OF LIBERALISM)

FGS | 07/02/2006 | FGS

[Nuc1]

I understand. Up here in Vermont I would love to make "Boot Burnie" bumper stickers. You know the Burnie I mean. I plan to vote RINO as that is the only choice I have and he will be an improvement. One step at a time.

[RonDog]

To He** with suggestions!

This old man cries out for LEGS! **S**

From Ann's BIRTHDAY thread:

'I love to pick fights with liberals' [Ann Coulter]
Electronic Telegraph | July 19, 2002 | Toby Harnden
Posted on 07/18/2002 7:28 PM Pacific by Map Kernow

"...Coulter is not difficult to spot as she enters the chic La Goulue restaurant on Madison Avenue in Manhattan.

She is rail-thin, wears a skirt so short that it would be better described as a small flannel, and leaves men staring in silent awe..."

[ForGod'sSake]

Shucks ma'am, are you trying to make this ol' East Texas country boy blush?!

[ForGod'sSake]

Bernie Sanders I presume??? You guys can't seem to rid yourselves of that old Bolshevik can you? Would that I could help but Texas is a long way off; not just in terms of mileage I suspect. Maybe something in the water up there??? Lower atmospheric oxygen??? In any case, I sympathize.

[ForGod'sSake]

Oh yeah! You had to knock the dust off of that one. After some tweaking...

[ForGod'sSake]

Look, what's a guy gotta do to get some help around here??? Leave a bigger tip???

I have made two, count 'em, two separate requests to make some minor changes to this post without receiving so much as a KI$$ MY A$$! I mean, I've showered, shaved, brushed my teeth, combed my hair(all in the same week) and even put a boutonniere in my lapel. So what gives???

For any of you illustrious ladies/gentlemen who might be interested(or not), the two requests are still open:

#66 and #76.

Maybe if someone would just give me a big yawn to let me know you're thinking about me...

Happy 4th!

FGS

[TomServo]

Look, what's a guy gotta do to get some help around here???

In 6 years you haven't figured out the 'Report Abuse' link? Why don't you give that a whirl?

[Admin Moderator]

Happy Fourth of July!

The way the system works at this end, we see things much faster if they're submitted by abuse report (OK even when no abuse is involved), rather than by pings or freepmail.

I'll change the title.

[ForGod'sSake]

In 6 years you haven't figured out the 'Report Abuse' link?

Well duh(slapping head)! I never think about it since I can count on one hand the number of times I've actually used it. Filed for future reference; thanks.

[ForGod'sSake]

I'll change the title.

You're most gracious. Now about the dimensions on the pic(width="360")??? I'm a BIG tipper sometimes...

[bray]

But she insulted the Sainted Jersey Cows! Best book yet, Ann Rox!

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters

[ForGod'sSake]

BTW, how did you gather up all the funnies on your Freeper page? Good for numerous chuckles.

[TomServo]

lol - Thanks. Just googled 'Tom Servo quotes' or 'MST3K quotes' and going at it. Haven't got 'em all - yet..;-)

[ForGod'sSake]

But she insulted the Sainted Jersey Cows!

Heh; as if! Any space/time/effort/air given to that bunch of "somebody" wannabes is more than they deserve. I haven't gotten to that part of the book yet, but those that have commented on it say the media carnival barkers really overplayed it. BIG surprise.

As far as Ann is concerned, the only bad press is NO press???

[ForGod'sSake]

AMAZING! I had no idea such a thing existed. Wikipedia has a huge page on the subject....***shaking head***

You wouldn't be part of the zaniness, er, effort -- now would you???

Gotta get some yard work done between possible rain showers today and firecrackers this evening; later.

[Admin Moderator]

Now about the dimensions on the pic(width="360")??? I'm a BIG tipper sometimes...

Done. We await the briefcase full of unmarked twenties.

[ForGod'sSake]

Done.

UDA man, er, whatever...

We await the briefcase full of unmarked twenties.

Twenties?!?! Well butter my butt and call me biscuit! My fault; totally my fault. I misspoke. What I meant to say was hot tip; I sometimes give hot tips. My advancing years has caused me to mispeak more often than I care to admit. Big tip indeed, heh,heh. Could happen to anybody, right?

Anyway, I'm a man of my word, so if you'll keep this on the QT I'll share a "can't lose" tip with you: "Texas Two Stepper" to win in the 5th at Evangeline Downs. Keep the winnings for yourself; take the spouse/significant other to dinner with a good Dom and a movie.....

FGS

[grey_whiskers]

Not nearly as good as yours, but every little bit helps.

Cheers!

[oyez]

Oh, how I miss MST3K.

[TomServo]

TAPES!!! ;-)