JUDGE HARSHLY THIS UNWELCOME PROSECUTOR (Will Star Jones take it all off for Playboy?)

NY POST ^ | June 30, 2006 | LINDA STASI

[Liz]

Star Jones - the only woman in history to have more sponsors for her wedding than a NASCAR race - overstayed her welcome on "The View" by at least two years...........she started acting like the fat girl who finally got a prom date.

Star's fate was written when her body started to mysteriously shrink as her swag bag shamelessly grew. She honestly seemed to believe that her wedding to Jheri Curl Al was a national event! .... she dug the knife deeper - not only into Barbara, but possibly into her own future last night (on Larry King).

.....Get Rosie O'Donnell in there....Unfortunately, she's off on a gay family cruise in Alaska while "The View" is sinking like the Titanic.

[Liz]

Star should not despair. There are a few options left for her to exploit----she could take it all off for Playboy accompanied by an in-depth interview on how last-resort bariatric weight loss surgery, followed by plastic surgery to remove all the sags, saved her marriage.

[auto power]

....maybe CNN would like to hire her....

[CzarNicky]

My god it's full of stars.

[Reform4Bush]

The air-brush guy will have his work cut out for him.

Hope he gets paid hourly, cuz that's gonna require some OT.

[ClearCase_guy]

The feminists always say that the world would be better if women were allowed to run everything.

Think of the International Community being run like "The View" ... nukes would fly in 5 minutes.

[tai-pan]

wouldn't that be called the UN?

[NCLaw441]

Re: Playboy appearance by Star-- Have the engineers figured out how to do a centerfold the size that would be required just to show Star's ample face, much less the rest of her bountious body?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

(Will Star Jones take it all off for Playboy?)

Is there a fund established where we can contribute to prevent this from happening?

[SoFloFreeper]

Yes, I believe the only real man there is John Bolton.

[Liz]

LOL----this chick loves that camera. Will be well nigh impossible to keep her from posing in the altogether.

[Salamander]

LOL!

[RichInOC]

.....Get Rosie O'Donnell in there....Unfortunately, she's off on a gay family cruise in Alaska while "The View" is sinking like the Titanic.

No, no, I think you misunderstood the press release. Strictly, technically speaking, Rosie isn't on the cruise. She's swimming alongside the ship, leaping majestically every once in a while for the entertainment of the cruisers.

[CFC__VRWC]

I hear MSDNC is looking for some new "talent."

[vikzilla]

She's swimming alongside the ship, leaping majestically every once in a while for the entertainment of the cruisers.

ROFLMAO, I do like a laugh first thing in the morning. THX!

[Liz]

ROTFLMCO----- I'll get it right next time, honest.

[soccermom]

"Get Rosie O'Donnell in there...." Yeah -- a loudmouth, East-coast liberal is precisely what The View is lacking.

[R.W.Ratikal]

Who is Star Jones?

[Liz]

Still on the plump side. Hope Al didn't have to use
mechanical means to hoist her into the marriage bed.

[R.W.Ratikal]

Who is Rosie O'Donald?

[Liz]

LOL----no more calls please---post of the day.