Star should not despair. There are a few options left for her to exploit----she could take it all off for Playboy accompanied by an in-depth interview on how last-resort bariatric weight loss surgery, followed by plastic surgery to remove all the sags, saved her marriage.
1 posted on
06/30/2006 4:24:35 AM PDT by
Liz
To: Liz
....maybe CNN would like to hire her....
To: Liz
My god it's full of stars.
3 posted on
06/30/2006 4:29:03 AM PDT by
CzarNicky
(In the magical land of unicorns there's no need for clothes.)
To: Liz
The air-brush guy will have his work cut out for him.
Hope he gets paid hourly, cuz that's gonna require some OT.
To: Liz
The feminists always say that the world would be better if women were allowed to run everything.
Think of the International Community being run like "The View" ... nukes would fly in 5 minutes.
5 posted on
06/30/2006 4:31:18 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(Without a monkey, "You are nothing, absolutely zero. Absolutely nothing.")
To: Liz
Re: Playboy appearance by Star-- Have the engineers figured out how to do a centerfold the size that would be required just to show Star's ample face, much less the rest of her bountious body?
7 posted on
06/30/2006 4:39:23 AM PDT by
NCLaw441
To: Liz
(Will Star Jones take it all off for Playboy?)Is there a fund established where we can contribute to prevent this from happening?
To: Liz
.....Get Rosie O'Donnell in there....Unfortunately, she's off on a gay family cruise in Alaska while "The View" is sinking like the Titanic. No, no, I think you misunderstood the press release. Strictly, technically speaking, Rosie isn't on the cruise. She's swimming alongside the ship, leaping majestically every once in a while for the entertainment of the cruisers.
12 posted on
06/30/2006 6:24:59 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(...I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I just couldn't resist.)
To: Liz
I hear MSDNC is looking for some new "talent."
13 posted on
06/30/2006 6:25:28 AM PDT by
CFC__VRWC
(AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - Don't liberals just kill ya?)
To: Liz
"Get Rosie O'Donnell in there...." Yeah -- a loudmouth, East-coast liberal is precisely what The View is lacking.
To: Liz
To: All
Still on the plump side. Hope Al didn't have to use
mechanical means to hoist her into the marriage bed.
18 posted on
06/30/2006 6:38:49 AM PDT by
Liz
(The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
To: Liz
I have no idea whatsoever what this blurp is talking about. It's obviously something on TV. But I dropped out of popular culture about 20 years ago. When I need to know something about it, I just ask my wife, who, mysteriously knows all.
To: Liz
I really do not understand all the attention this unimportant self-glorifying woman is getting? What has she done for this world? Who cares if she got fired? BFD!
To: Liz
Star should not despair. There are a few options left for her to exploit----she could take it all off for Playboy accompanied by an in-depth interview on how last-resort bariatric weight loss surgery, followed by plastic surgery to remove all the sags, saved her marriage. You mean the Carnie Wilson approach?
Lord, I apologize. Starving orphans in Ethiopia...
30 posted on
06/30/2006 12:06:02 PM PDT by
MikeD
(We live in a world where babies are like velveteen rabbits that only become real if they are loved.)
To: Liz
Hey, Carnie Wilson took it off for Playboy. Star can too.
32 posted on
06/30/2006 12:26:15 PM PDT by
CholeraJoe
("Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm f*cked.")
To: Liz
If they really want ratings, "The View" should have a knife fight between Star and Rosie. Winner gets to strangle Baba Wawa.
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