Posted on 06/27/2006 2:19:34 PM PDT by neverdem
A blue helmet makes a good target at the gun range.
It was a THING OF BEAUTY to see Tucker Carlson inteview Wayne La Pierre on this abortion of a meeting. It was the ultimate in two guys agreeing type of interview. Like Rather on Clinton. You *still* almost NEVER see that. Libs get to be libs and interview each other, but Conservatives usually don't host pure love fests. But Tucker did and it was great. He was suitably outraged over this meeting. He went up a GIANT STEP in my rankings as a result. A true 2nd Ammendment lover, obviously!
aT THE END OF THE GUN-GRAB CONFRANCE GUESS WHO WILL BE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST VIOLATOR AND GUESS WHICH COUNTRY WILL BE SINGLED OUT FOR DISARMED.
lOOK FOR THE USUAL SUSPECTS TO WHINE THAT THE u. s. SHOULD "SET AN EXAMPLE" FOR THE WORLD AND GIVE UP ITS GUNS TO THE U.n.
Ping.
'cept the U.N. is not a State ...
1. secure a spot in Geneva or Brussels
2. Build a big building
3. move the UN there
4. demolish the UN buildings here and spray for vermin
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Ping Yank, there's a good link to daily updates on the UN conference in this thread.
Ventilation in blue helmets can be arranged if the UN gets too uppity.
Should the day ever comes that we -either as a nation or as The People- eject these parasites from our Republic, I call dibs on that statue: The bronze it is made of cries out to be melted down and re-cast as bullets.
You would save a lot of time and money if you went straight to step 4 and skipped steps 1 through 3.
Is that Third World speak?
Hey guy, you keeping up with this?
There's some good links in this thread to daily updates on the UN's pipe dream about getting our guns (grin).
Where is that?
The UN can SHOVE OFF. There is only one way they will get my guns, FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS! I know who said that and I agree with HIM. To me the UN are nothing other than schoolyard BULLIES.
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