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This is one issue that's a female/male thing. What is the attraction of lighting things off that go boom? I, as a woman, don't get it. Can a FREEPER guy please say it in a way that I can understand? Thank you.


4 posted on 06/27/2006 11:46:01 AM PDT by Hildy (Change calls the tune we dance to.)
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I'm the one that drags my husband to get fireworks. They are so pretty!!


108 posted on 06/27/2006 1:15:35 PM PDT by Kaylee Frye
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To: Hildy
This is one issue that's a female/male thing. What is the attraction of lighting things off that go boom? I, as a woman, don't get it. Can a FREEPER guy please say it in a way that I can understand? Thank you.

Eh..hard to explain, really. Men do things that defy explanation sometimes, kind of like with underwear. A woman will go to the clothing store to buy underwear even though she doesn't need any at the moment.

A man will continue to wear underwear until all that's left is the elastic waistband and a few shreds of cloth covering the crotch.

Sometimes it's just better not to ask such questions.
113 posted on 06/27/2006 1:20:25 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Man was made in the image of God, not pond scum)
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I'm not a FReeper *guy,* I'm a female - and I love, love, love fireworks and can't get enough of them. Mine don't really go *boom,* they light up the sky with beautiful showers of sparkles.

Sometimes they boom, too.

I don't believe it's a girl/guy thing at all.


123 posted on 06/27/2006 1:47:18 PM PDT by Rte66
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This is one issue that's a female/male thing. What is the attraction of lighting things off that go boom? I, as a woman, don't get it.

You'd have to ask my wife. She's the one who used to blow things up and still fantasizes about it.

130 posted on 06/27/2006 2:00:41 PM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian
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>>Can a FREEPER guy please say it in a way that I can understand?<<

No, not if you are female. It would be like trying to explain the joy of sex to a five year old. You might understand the mechanics, but never the motivation. The female mind is just not wired that way.

That's ok. We men aren't maternal either.


134 posted on 06/27/2006 2:05:39 PM PDT by RobRoy
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This is one issue that's a female/male thing. What is the attraction of lighting things off that go boom? I, as a woman, don't get it. Can a FREEPER guy please say it in a way that I can understand? Thank you.



A) It simulates danger in a semi-safe way
B) It makes yourself known in a loud manner.
C) There is a certain art involved in the creation of pyrotechnics.


136 posted on 06/27/2006 2:09:33 PM PDT by durasell (!)
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"This is one issue that's a female/male thing. What is the attraction of lighting things off that go boom? I, as a woman, don't get it. Can a FREEPER guy please say it in a way that I can understand? Thank you. "

I am a freeper guy. And yet I don't get it either. There is something about blowing stuff up, knocking things down, and smashing things that we guys find appealing. We are often heard to exclaim things like "Cool!" or "holy **** did you see that?" , or the perennial favorite "Blowed up good, blowed up real good".

Of course, most of us also like to BUILD things, and MAKE things, so maybe, just maybe it is due in part to our innate desire..no..our need to change things around us, to manipulate and control. Or perhaps in reality we are just trying to be useful, and lose sight of what we are doing.

On second thought...perhaps we like to blow up stuff like fireworks, dynamite, old buildings, washing machines (Anyone see the video of the marines?) and so forth for one reason only: BECAUSE IT IS FUN!

The above only applies to real men of course, not the metro-sexual wussies we hear so much about.

142 posted on 06/27/2006 3:08:57 PM PDT by Nik Naym (Real Men like to blow up stuff!)
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What's not to like about boom boom?

144 posted on 06/27/2006 3:15:40 PM PDT by Enterprise (Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
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Light fuse
Thing go boom
Me like


145 posted on 06/27/2006 3:22:55 PM PDT by MadLibDisease (The democrat party, where the women look like men and the men act like women)
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Powder..Patch..Ball FIRE!

"They go BOOOM! and blowed up real good!" That's all that needs to be said...


146 posted on 06/27/2006 3:24:58 PM PDT by BallandPowder
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This is one issue that's a female/male thing. What is the attraction of lighting things off that go boom? I, as a woman, don't get it. Can a FREEPER guy please say it in a way that I can understand? Thank you.

To a large extent it's a "guy thing". Guys just like engaging in activities that involve loud noises and a certain amount of danger

Like giving the wrong response when your wife asks "Honey does this make me look fat?"

147 posted on 06/27/2006 3:25:31 PM PDT by SauronOfMordor (A planned society is most appealing to those with the arrogance to think they will be the planners)
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Why do women leave the toilet seat down?


Didn't anybody ever flush a cherry bomb down the toilet in your high school?


151 posted on 06/27/2006 3:45:00 PM PDT by razorback-bert (Kooks For Kinky)
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I wish I could explain it, but then again I shoot Civil War cannons for a living. ;)


163 posted on 06/27/2006 8:02:39 PM PDT by flying Elvis
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