To: qam1
My curent faves amongst the AA set is: (wait for it...)
LEMONJELLO and ORANGELLO
Pronunciation key:
Luh-mon-jelo and Or-ahn-jelo promounced as one word.
KILLER!!!
6 posted on
06/27/2006 10:36:47 AM PDT by
agooga
(I lied-- No one died.)
To: agooga
I got that one beat--
Larryshekoa Saltxxius MyAjhia Mays
12 posted on
06/27/2006 10:39:45 AM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: agooga
I have joked with my wife that if we had a boy we should name him Abatan. It Doesn't seem like much until you know our last name.
(I'll give you a hint...on the high school football team they called me 'Elvis')
She didn't think it was funny either.
17 posted on
06/27/2006 10:40:29 AM PDT by
tcostell
(MOLON LABE)
To: agooga
Personal fave? Scientific Mapp and his brother, Majestic.
22 posted on
06/27/2006 10:42:05 AM PDT by
Gefreiter
("Are you drinking 1% because you think you're fat?")
To: agooga
I think I can beat those examples. A 5th grader in my sister in-law's 5th grade class is named Unique Beaver.
To: agooga
LEMONJELLO and ORANGELLOThat's about as bad as another one I've heard recently....Aquanetta
I guess it's cool to name your child after hair products in some circles.
89 posted on
06/27/2006 11:10:53 AM PDT by
Kellykoop
(All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people.)
To: agooga
I've always been fond of Jenna-Talia...
93 posted on
06/27/2006 11:13:24 AM PDT by
Andonius_99
(They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
To: agooga
A black man who worked in labor and delivery told me a couple of funny names. One lady saw a NO SMOKING sign while going into the delivery room. Her last name was King. She named her son, Nosmo King. Another saw the band on her newborn's wrist that said, 'Female.' She says, 'they already named my baby, Female... I like it.' She pronounced it Femall.
To: agooga
A freind of mine worked for an insurance company. Found kids named "Syphillus" and "Gonorrhea." I'm guessing they go by "Phyllis" and "Rhea." I once came across a Jesus (yes, Hey-Zoos) Moran. Not so funny? He was a rabbi.
159 posted on
06/27/2006 12:10:18 PM PDT by
dangus
To: agooga
206 posted on
06/27/2006 1:10:12 PM PDT by
ichabod1
(Let us not flinch from identifying liberalism as the opposition party to God.)
To: agooga
Ganoria, spelled gonorrhea was always my fav.............
233 posted on
06/27/2006 1:34:12 PM PDT by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.)
To: agooga
Hey, that reminds me........anybody know what ever happened to Mark Lemonjello, major league pitcher? He was in Houston for a time and I think ended up somewhere in New York. That name has stuck with me all these years. :)
387 posted on
06/28/2006 6:37:59 AM PDT by
Dawgreg
(Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
To: agooga
LEMONJELLO and ORANGELLO
Urban myth.
417 posted on
06/30/2006 9:18:26 AM PDT by
Atlas Sneezed
(Your FRiendly FReeper Patent Attorney)
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