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John Kerry sadly begs with his eyes and hands to the audience to save him from the Belching Dragging Lady behind him.


1 posted on 06/26/2006 7:53:28 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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2 posted on 06/26/2006 7:55:16 PM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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John Kerry tries to keep greenhouse gas global warming emissions from escaping his mouth.


3 posted on 06/26/2006 7:55:27 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (Got freedom? Thank a veteran)
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mamma T making the rounds again? :\


4 posted on 06/26/2006 7:55:33 PM PDT by Echo Talon
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BWAHhahahahahahahahahah.....BWAHhahahahahahahahahahah..(breathe, breathe) BWAHhahahahahahahahah


5 posted on 06/26/2006 7:55:58 PM PDT by DragonMarine (Capitalism works, but it has to be paid for. (From the halls of Montezuma...)
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"If only I could wear my 'barn coat'!"
6 posted on 06/26/2006 7:56:20 PM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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I guess he has gotten lip biting lessons from Clinton.


8 posted on 06/26/2006 7:57:17 PM PDT by donmeaker (If the sky don't say "Surrender Dorothy" then my ex wife is out of town.)
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Senator Kerry, I have a question. How about you actually do some work as a Senator instead of spending all your time campaigning for a party that does not want you to be its presidential nominee?


9 posted on 06/26/2006 7:57:21 PM PDT by msnimje (There is no way we can lose if we stay in Iraq and no way we can win if we cut and run.)
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"My name is John Kerry and I... Have to doody!"


11 posted on 06/26/2006 7:57:44 PM PDT by spikeytx86 (Pray for Democrats for they have been brainwashed by there fruity little club.)
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Heinz got off easy.


12 posted on 06/26/2006 7:57:52 PM PDT by jpf
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The only thing that comes to mind is, "I suck."


14 posted on 06/26/2006 7:58:07 PM PDT by doesnt suffer fools gladly (Liberals lie)
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Sooner or later, I am going to come up with something that makes sense and say it.


Maybe I will, but I do have this plan!!!!!


15 posted on 06/26/2006 7:59:27 PM PDT by U S Army EOD
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"I guess I'll have to pull my own finger."


16 posted on 06/26/2006 7:59:39 PM PDT by cincinnati65 (Lucky participant in 189 different Nigerian business deals......still waiting on payment.)
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And now, a man who can play "The Star Spangled Banner" by making fart noises with his hands:


*FRUNT, *FRUNTFRUNT *FRUNT *FRUNT *FRUUUUNT...

20 posted on 06/26/2006 8:00:36 PM PDT by SquirrelKing
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"You love me...You really do love me!"


21 posted on 06/26/2006 8:00:42 PM PDT by battlegearboat
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He's thinking "they love me, they really, really love me", and she's thinking 'they love him, we could really win this time". And I am thinking...not a chance suckers!


24 posted on 06/26/2006 8:01:05 PM PDT by tina07 (In Memory of my Father - WWII Army Air Force Veteran)
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I'm producing biofuel at this very moment.

25 posted on 06/26/2006 8:01:14 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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I sure hope Rush brought some Viagra back for me!
27 posted on 06/26/2006 8:01:27 PM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (Put a mirror to the face of the republican party and all you'll see is a Donkey.)
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"My wife doesn't take her medication and quite frankly I am a hopeless demagogue."

28 posted on 06/26/2006 8:02:08 PM PDT by april15Bendovr
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They love me

They Love Me

Me

It's ME they love.

29 posted on 06/26/2006 8:02:43 PM PDT by A message
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Sen. Kerry holds his breath and prays, as his wife waves away her 'wind'.
31 posted on 06/26/2006 8:03:37 PM PDT by Number57
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