"My name is John Kerry and I... Have to doody!"
How 'bout, "Howdy, my name is John Kerry and I...have to doody." Or we could just call him Mr Bluster and move on. Or Flub-a-Dub. How about Clarabell? Dilly Dally? The Senator for Doodyville. He's the reincarnation of the whole show. And the Mrs. - Princess Summerfall Winterspring. "Hey kids, it's Howdy Doody time", and I do mean DOODY.