How 'bout, "Howdy, my name is John Kerry and I...have to doody." Or we could just call him Mr Bluster and move on. Or Flub-a-Dub. How about Clarabell? Dilly Dally? The Senator for Doodyville. He's the reincarnation of the whole show. And the Mrs. - Princess Summerfall Winterspring. "Hey kids, it's Howdy Doody time", and I do mean DOODY.
Where can I get me a Huntin' license? I was in vietnam, and i'm going to Iraq to free the unfairly incarcerated Iraqi President sadam hussein.