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Ann Coulter's cynical swindle (bunched panties alert)
Scripps Howard ^ | 6/20/06 | Paul Campos

Posted on 06/20/2006 7:01:29 PM PDT by pissant

"Writing," observed the French playwright Moliere, "is like prostitution. First you do it for love, then for a few close friends, and then for money."

This aphorism is brought forcefully to mind by the cover of Ann Coulter's latest book, leering at customers from the windows of America's biggest bookstores. As always, the cover features a portrait of the artist as a young tart, blond locks flowing, her size zero little black dress catering to a combination of ideological and erotic perversion that's disturbing to contemplate.

In The New York Times, David Carr doesn't hesitate to label Coulter a literary crack whore, although naturally the editors of that august publication won't allow such an indelicate phrase to appear in its pages. Coulter, Carr suggests, "knows precisely what she is saying" when she says of certain 9/11 widows that she's "never seen people enjoying their husband's death so much."

For Carr, Coulter's habit of making outrageous statements is part of a simple and cynical swindle: say vile things, get lots of publicity for doing so, then sell hundreds of thousands of books as one's reward for performing unnatural intellectual acts on TV.

Prostitution, however, is a tricky business. I can attest that when she was an unknown law student, Coulter said outrageous things all the time, in class, in conversation, and in print. Was she merely laying the groundwork for selling her honor dear? It seems doubtful.

For what it's worth, Coulter's views have always seemed to me to be sincerely held, to the extent that narcissistic borderline personalities can be sincere. Not all writers are prostitutes, but all writers are narcissists, and Coulter appears to represent an especially acute case of someone who writes in order to be at the center of attention (hence the glossy locks and little black dress).

Nevertheless prostitution is everywhere in our society, and indeed the willingness to sell what shouldn't be sold often helps explain what's happening when one tries to interpret otherwise puzzling events.

Consider the drive to get the American Medical Association to redefine "obesity" in a way that will cause 40 percent of America's children to suddenly contract a dreaded disease. The campaign will likely succeed, which means that in September, when the new guidelines are announced, the media will uncritically parrot this ridiculously unscientific claim, leading to yet more hysterical demands that we "think of the children," and do something about this deadly epidemic, immediately if not sooner.

How does this happen? Here's how: The International Obesity Task Force, a drug company lobbying group disguised as an organization of disinterested scientists, has spent the past decade co-opting governmental policy by influencing groups such as the World Health Organization and the Centers for Disease Control.

Recently, a prominent government scientist spent several hours detailing for me how the IOTF is at the forefront of a concerted campaign by the pharmaceutical industry to, as this researcher put it, "soften up" governmental regulatory agencies, in order to get various new weight loss drugs approved.

Ray Moynihan, an Australian academic, makes a similar point in a new article in the British Medical Journal. (Moynihan is the author of the book "Selling Sickness: How Drug Companies Are Turning Us All Into Patients.")

Does this mean every researcher who claims to be concerned about childhood obesity is an intellectual prostitute? Of course not. Even the members of organizations like the IOTF join these groups for complex reasons.

What should not fool us is the eminently respectable facade such groups manage to maintain. We should remember that, whether in science, literature, or life, the great social distance separating streetwalkers from trophy wives doesn't alter the fact that they're all in the same line of work.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: alltherealmengone; anncoulter; annspanties; coulter; dempanties; effeminatewimp; girlymen; godless; leggyblonde; metrosexual; obesity; paulcampos; projection
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To: redhead

[I swear this guy sounds like he's JEALOUS.]

I picked up on that too, and I swear I didn't read your post before I posted mine (even though I probably should have).:)


102 posted on 06/20/2006 8:26:08 PM PDT by khnyny (Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.- Winston Churchill)
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To: Texas Eagle

If he does like girls (and I'm not real sure) his ideal mate would have hairy armpits, a uni-brow, smell like a musk explosion and scream out "Karl Marx!" at the moment of (faked) orgasm. Come to think of it, I might have described Ward Churchill.


103 posted on 06/20/2006 8:26:23 PM PDT by Dionysius
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To: Shimmer128
I think you are correct. Furthermore, SHE threatens the status quo minds, and I find that most amusing to behold.

Those Jersey gal were the 'fixture' that the leftists used to promote their Soviet style 911 Commission, however, thanks be to John Ashcroft we tax payers did not get totally shafted he identified the 'Wall' and the 'Wall-builders' that allowed the terrorists among US.
104 posted on 06/20/2006 8:26:49 PM PDT by Just mythoughts
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To: sinkspur

Thanks, you proved the point Ann was making in her book. The Jersey girls are allowed to go out and make asinine, factually incorrect statements, but no one can say anything the least bit critical about them because they lost their husbands.


105 posted on 06/20/2006 8:28:54 PM PDT by chae (R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero He lied, he cheated, he stole my heart)
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To: chae
I'm sure we can not criticize the professor either. He's lost his mind, how dare you!

Speaking of which, we can not criticize Gore, Kerry, Dean, and entire left movement either.
106 posted on 06/20/2006 8:35:41 PM PDT by alecqss
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To: sinkspur
re: O'Rourke is funny without being mean.)))

LOL! A whole parliament of whores agrees with you.

107 posted on 06/20/2006 8:41:08 PM PDT by Mamzelle
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To: sinkspur
re: Coulter's bought a $1.8 million mansion with her bile.)))

Really? In Florida?

108 posted on 06/20/2006 8:42:24 PM PDT by Mamzelle
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To: bd476
I concur with your assessment! LOL!
109 posted on 06/20/2006 8:45:45 PM PDT by BruceysMom (.I'm hot & not in a good way, menopause ain't for sissies.)
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To: Scotsman will be Free
She's down right skinny!

It's a matter of taste, I suppose. I generally like women with a bit more meat on their bones, but Ann Coulter is welcome at my house just the way she is.

110 posted on 06/20/2006 8:46:01 PM PDT by IronJack
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To: BruceysMom; CobaltBlue
GMTA

Great Minds Think Alike :-)

111 posted on 06/20/2006 8:50:44 PM PDT by bd476
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To: pissant
LIBERAL TALK SHOW HOPPING "is like prostitution. First you do it for love, then for a few close friends, and then for money."

Thought I would correct his quote.

112 posted on 06/20/2006 8:51:15 PM PDT by LowOiL ("I am neither . I am a Christocrat" -Benjamin Rush)
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To: ansel12
The whole column seems to reveal troubled sexuality, with the scattering of words like whore, prostitute, and trophy wife.

I agree, right at the very first of the article:

This aphorism is brought forcefully to mind by the cover of Ann Coulter's latest book, leering at customers from the windows of America's biggest bookstores. As always, the cover features a portrait of the artist as a young tart, blond locks flowing, her size zero little black dress catering to a combination of ideological and erotic perversion that's disturbing to contemplate.

Especially that "her size zero little black dress". I can't believe a man is jealous of a woman's petite body! What, is this author secretly trans-gendered or something? How catty is that? I guess because he wishes it was him in that little black dress, then all the handsome men would be surrounding Campos and not that fraud Coulter who steals his dresses and gets all that attention from the men!
113 posted on 06/20/2006 8:54:17 PM PDT by starbase (Understanding Written Propaganda (click "starbase" to learn 22 manipulating tricks!!))
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To: Larry Lucido; sinkspur; BlazingArizona; BigSkyFreeper
I don't get it. P. J. O'Rourke has been saying way more controversial things for way longer, and hasn't received a fraction of the condemnation of Ann.

I get it just fine. P.J. manages to be hard-hitting without being completely obnoxious about it, and the things he says adhere closely to the truth, unlike Ann's willingness to spew blatantly false accusations.

If the many examples at the link aren't enough for you, here's another: On page 206, she wrote, in regards to an article by biologist Jerry Coyne, "But, curiously, Coyne never got around to addressing Behe's argument for intelligent design —the centerpiece of the subject Coyne claimed to be discussing." This is a blatant and transparent lie. Coulter claims that "Coyne never got around to addressing Behe's argument for intelligent design", but Coyne actually spent FIFTEEN PARAGRAPHS of that article doing exactly that, starting at the sentence which begins, "IDers make one claim that they tout as truly novel..." Ann even quoted from Coyne's discussion of Behe's argument later in her book, so she can't claim not to have seen it. So why does she tell a blatant falsehood to her readers? Apparently because it's easier to pretend (no matter how false it is) that no one has been willing/able to mount a rebuttal to Behe's argument (in reality, scores of biologists have), than to actually deal with the points raised by such rebuttals. Ann would rather just lie to her readers in order to give them an entirely false impression. It's easier to "win" the issue that way -- just say what you *wish* the truth was, instead of dealing with the actual reality. Of course, that's exactly how Michael Moore and his ilk do it also. Ann Coulter has become the sort of propagandist she used to denounce.

I've documented many dozens of examples of this kind of flat-out dishonesty from Ann in her book's chapters on science and biology. If anyone wants to be pinged to my eventual post listing them all (warning, it's going to be LONG), just FreepMail me and ask to be put on the ping list.

*This* is why P.J. O'Roarke doesn't get the flak Ann Coulter does -- he doesn't dishonestly slander people with blatant falsehoods, nor attack topics he doesn't actually understand.

114 posted on 06/20/2006 8:54:45 PM PDT by Ichneumon (Ignorance is curable, but the afflicted has to want to be cured.)
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To: pissant
This liberal has called Ann Coulter a moll. But he hasn't disagreed with a single ONE of her ideas in her book. Liberals are just afraid to go there, to debate ideas. So his idea of beating Ann Coulter is to just dismiss her. Ain't that just a like a man? It seems liberal men lose their male powress in front of a conservative woman. That hurts real bad, yeah with their metrosexual manhood all called into question! (laughing)

(Denny Crane: "Every one should carry a gun strapped to their waist. We need more - not less guns.")

115 posted on 06/20/2006 8:56:13 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Ichneumon
I hope you mercifully won't consider this as a ping to join your "eventual" list...

It was impossible for Mr. Coyne to spend 15 paragraphs on countering Behe's intelligent design arguments. The entire article contains only 11 of them.
116 posted on 06/20/2006 9:05:16 PM PDT by alecqss
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To: Sam Hill

LOL!! Thanks for that one!


120 posted on 06/20/2006 9:32:31 PM PDT by presently no screen name
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