[jimbo123]

She's always been a strange one.

[OpusatFR]

So is her husband, Maury.

He seems intent on DNA testing every illegitimate kid in America.

[Jameison]

She was always mediocre.
Only difference is, she's gotten more nasty with old age, and her make up has gotten considerably thicker.
She and her creepy husband are a blot on the TV landscape.

[Kakaze]

Reduced to pathetic measures, for scant attention.

[Shimmer128]

Oh yeah, skid row residents can always make more than her, what a WHINER.
If her paycheck went down from the previous TWO MIL A YEAR on her previous show, it's because she was lousy at her job.
Don't you just hate to see people sell themself like this, when they are desperate?? Maury and Connie both, smell of desperation. I think it's called flop sweat or some such yucky term.

[Viet Vet in Augusta GA]

Really sad...I used to like to watch her with the sound off, but this one won't even pass that test...

[Jhensy]

Nice piano work as well. WTF?

[Jalapeno]

Some things just don;t work, and this is one of them.

[Doogle]

I'm sure Newt's mom could give her a few pointers.
I could see it now, "but I thought they liked me", sobs Connie. Newt's Mom responds with "that's your problem Connie dear, your thinking, you need someone constantly telling you what to do, maybe Maury can find you some pick up work around that set where he incites near riots, you know picking up knocked over furniture or something"


Doogle

[cobaltblu]

O.K. Imagine... Some banjo and fiddle bluegrass tunes... Chung's freaky low with Yoko's screechy high in harmony.

[lionheart 247365]

Bye !!!

[oyez]

"Thanks for the memories,"

Bob Hope is probably rolling in his grave.

[atomicpossum]

Some people just have a tin ear for comedy.

[finnigan2]

I didn't know that the Chinese also had a tradition of committing Hari Kari.

[Gracey]

When she was doing "Eye to Eye" I dubbed her

"Slanted Eye to Eye"

pun intended as her news and views were always very slanted... he he

[Gracey]

When she was doing "Eye to Eye" I dubbed her

"Slanted Eye to Eye"

pun intended as her news and views were always very slanted... he he

[Koblenz]

As they said on The Soup about Connie: "Me So Horny!"

[KosmicKitty]

The funniest parody of Connie was done by Bobby Lee on Mad TV.

Had her doing a show in her basement using an old blanket hanging from the rafters as a backdrop (like we used to do when we were kids and it was raining outside). As she's trying to do the interview, the alarm on the washing maching goes off and she has to stop the interview to put Maury's clothes in the dryer.

I was laughing so hard I was crying!!

Sounds like she's reach the parody stage in real life.

[TomGuy]

I don't think we'll be seeing a CD of her vocals any time soon.

She couldn't carry a tune.

And she was a tad clumsy trying to roll around on the piano.

She seemed to have nipped a few at the piano bar before boarding the piano.

[R.W.Ratikal]

I didn't know they had a program.

[jebeier]

Some people really deserve the bad things that happen to them. Of course, objectively speaking, it is hard to describe the millions of dollars Connie Chung has been paid when she is such a no-talent hack as being "bad".