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Nude Cyclists Are Peddling Threadbare Ideas (Mark Steyn On The Naked Democrats Plight Alert)
Chicago Sun Times ^ | 06/18/06 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 06/18/2006 4:27:43 AM PDT by goldstategop

Perusing reports of this month's World Naked Bike Ride in San Francisco, I was impressed by the way the acres of sagging mottled flesh stayed ruthlessly on message: "RE-ELECT GORE" was the slogan on one man's bottom, as fetchingly dimpled as a Palm Beach chad, while beneath the "GORE" of his butt his upper thighs proudly proclaimed "NO WAR" (left leg) "FOR OIL" (right). "I'D RATHER HAVE THIS BUSH FOR PRESIDENT" read one lady's naked torso with an arrow pointing down to the presidential material in question. What a bleak comment on the bitter divisions in our society that even so all-American a tradition as nude bicycling down Main Street should now be so nakedly partisan. It's as if the republic itself is now divided into a red buttock and a blue buttock permanently cleaved by the bicycle seat of war.

OK, this metaphor's jumped the bike path. Let me see if I can find some historical analogy. Ah, here we go: Back in 1559, devastated by the loss of her last continental possession, Mary Tudor, England's queen, said that when she died they would find "Calais" engraved on her heart. When the Democratic Party dies, you'll find "NO WAR FOR OIL" engraved on its upper thighs. Despite the Republicans' best efforts to self-destruct, I can't see the Democrats taking either the House or Senate this November. As I said a few months back, even a loser has to have someone to lose to, and the Dems refuse to fulfill even that minimum requirement. It may be true that on critical issues such as Iraq and immigration the GOP is divided. But it's a much bigger stretch to conclude that the beneficiary of those divisions is likely to be the Democratic Party, which is about the last place one would look for a serious position on either issue.

In that respect, the most significant portent for the Dems may not be their stupendous flopperoo in the California special election nor the death of Zarqawi nor the non-indictment of Karl Rove -- though, taken together, they render pretty threadbare the Democrat strategy of relying on Republican immigration splits, bad news in Iraq and the GOP's "culture of corruption." No, the revealing development is Joe Lieberman's troubles in Connecticut. Six years ago, he was the party's beaming vice presidential nominee. Two years ago, he was an also-ran for the presidential nomination. This summer, he's an incumbent senator struggling not to lose in his own primary to a candidate who's the darling of the anti-war netroots left. What's the senator done to offend the base? Nothing -- except be broadly supportive of the Iraq campaign and other military goals in the war on terror. He's one of a very few Democrats who give the impression they'd like America to win.

But in today's Democratic Party it's the mainstream that gets marginalized. Forty years ago, George Aiken recommended that in Vietnam America "declare victory and go home." Today, the likes of Jack Murtha, John Kerry and Ted Kennedy have come up with their own ingenious improvement: Declare defeat and go home. Having voted for the war before he voted against it, Sen. Kerry has now effortlessly retwisted his pretzel of a spine: Last week, he voted to lose Iraq even though we're winning it. Even if there's no civil war, even if the insurgents' leader is dead and his network in ruins, even if the Iraqis are making huge progress in self-government, even if by any historical standard everything's going swell, the Defeaticrats refuse to budge: America needs to throw in the towel and hightail it out of there by the end of the year, which is the date Kerry is demanding we surrender by.

It's often said that in our bitter fractious partisan politics much of the Democratic base's anger boils down to sheer loathing of Bush. If he were gone, if it were a Clinton or Gore waging war in Iraq, the Dems would be cool with it. I think not. Their fury with Lieberman suggests a corrosion that goes far deeper than mere Bush Derangement Syndrome. The Democrats may be prepared to go along with some Clintonian pseudo-warmongering -- the desultory lobbing of a few cruise missiles at Slobodan or that Sudanese aspirin factory -- but, when it comes to the projection of hard power in the national interest, the left cannot get past Vietnam. Indeed, the reaction to Peter Beinart's ringing call for a reassertion of "liberal internationalism" -- ringing in the sense that nobody's picking up -- suggests that even his quaintly dated Eurocentric Sept. 10 ineffectually respectable multilateralism has few takers among today's left.

In the early '70s, when Kerry was insisting we'd get out of Vietnam at very little cost, he at least could plead ignorance: He didn't know what would come after. In 2006, we all know what followed: boat people, Cambodia's killing fields, globalized dominoes falling from Grenada to Iran. When Murtha, Kerry and Co. effectively demand that America agree to retraumatize itself in the humiliation of an even bigger geopolitical bug-out, one assumes they're failing to consider where the dominoes would fall this time round -- in Afghanistan, in Jordan, in Turkey, and beyond. It would end the American moment: Why would Russia, China or even Belgium take American power seriously ever again?

Meanwhile, Bush's "approval numbers" are back up. Maybe even in double figures again. The mistake the media make is to assume that the 60, 80, 97.43 percent of the electorate that "disapproves" of Bush is therefore pro-Democrat. I doubt it. On the Republican side, some of those antipathetic to Bush were never in favor of liberating Iraq but figure now we're in it we need to win it. Others were in favor but revile Bush for pussyfooting around not just with the insurgents but with the Iranians and the Syrians. Others are broadly supportive of Bush on the war but are furious with him for supporting the No Mexican Left Behind immigration bill. None of these demographics seems particularly fertile soil for the Democratic Party, especially a Democratic Party willing to devour Joe Lieberman in the interests of Defeaticrat purity.

Those naked bicyclists are emblematic. The flesh is willing but the spirit is weak, too weak to articulate what ideas animate the party other than disrobed defeatistism. Was it a male or female bottom that said "WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER"? It seems more likely that this November the electorate will conclude, yet again, that the Democrats are not the answer.


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To: Alia

"The nudey cyclists are sooo emblematic of the Dem Agenda."

And soo emblematic of THEIR representative, Miss America.


101 posted on 06/18/2006 7:29:20 PM PDT by Rembrandt (We would have won Viet Nam w/o Dim interference.)
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To: Stultis

"But they think they know. I almost feel bad for them, with the prospect of their high hopes (read "delusions") being cruely dashed, yet again."

I was trying to catch up yesterday, reading the issue of The Weekly Standard that is just superceded by one issue. In an article, either Fred Barnes or Bill Kristol almost said in clear language that there WILL BE another Supreme Court vacancy within 30 days (Stevens?). The inference was very, very clear. With the import of a 6/5 clear Conservative advantage the Dims will play extreme hardball with this even though the 2006 erections are coming up for the Dims. The Left will play this very, very hard which should work wonders for swing voters and their choices.


102 posted on 06/18/2006 7:41:19 PM PDT by Rembrandt (We would have won Viet Nam w/o Dim interference.)
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To: Kimmers

>> I do not think those men had much to brag about, if you know what I mean. <<

I don't know if anyone got my reference, but in my first post on this thread I commented, "Gee, it must be cold!"


103 posted on 06/18/2006 7:50:35 PM PDT by dangus
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To: dangus

"..the head-to-toe covered people are semi-desert and desert dwellers."

In Vietnam, many, many poor people from the countryside move to the big cities every day. In their villages, most of them farmed to feed themselves, wore next to nothing and got very dark.

When they get to the big city, they tend to wear long sleeved shirts and long pants. Even though they are olive skinned, they don't want to get a tan because then people would think they are farmers and would look down on them.


104 posted on 06/18/2006 7:57:28 PM PDT by Rembrandt (We would have won Viet Nam w/o Dim interference.)
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To: dangus

I could not tell if it was the chill or just how things naturally hung....


105 posted on 06/18/2006 8:02:43 PM PDT by Kimmers
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To: Victoria Delsoul
'"I'D RATHER HAVE THIS BUSH FOR PRESIDENT" read one lady's naked torso with an arrow pointing down to the presidential material in question.' She should have had another downward arrow on her back stating "AFTER THE WE HAD FOR OUR LAST PRESIDENT."
106 posted on 06/18/2006 8:02:54 PM PDT by Rembrandt (We would have won Viet Nam w/o Dim interference.)
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To: Kimmers; Northern Yankee; Tax-chick; stands2reason

I'm baaccckkkkk! We're having gorgeous weather but that darn sun is now popping up at 2am... so starts the season of sleep deprivation....

Anyway, I couldn't help but think I need to save the link to those awful pictures because......

We have some nice friends (except for their politics) and this may be the easy way out BUT, next time they start arguing about Bush and the war, I'm going to pull up those shots and say, "I'm sorry but this is what goes through my mind everytime you talk politics".

Did I mention that they are California Liberals? ;D


107 posted on 06/19/2006 12:00:51 AM PDT by schwing_wifey (Lily was mistaken.. The Borg are Swedish...Resistance is Futile.... PST +9hours)
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To: beaversmom
TOO MUCH INFORMATION! LOL! I can't bring myself to click your link. I thought I saw everythink on that really stupid website from the 2004 elections, SorryEverybody.com .


108 posted on 06/19/2006 12:39:54 AM PDT by Watery Tart (Our 3 weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.)
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To: Pokey78; gcruse
Thanks for the ping, Pokey!

Hey, gcruse, I think this guy is ready for prime time...


109 posted on 06/19/2006 12:48:50 AM PDT by Watery Tart (Our 3 weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.)
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To: alwaysconservative

Have you noticed that usually those unattractive physically have no issues going nude in public.


110 posted on 06/19/2006 1:13:50 AM PDT by GregH
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To: GregH

since nobody would want to look at them, i suppose


111 posted on 06/19/2006 1:28:58 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (``)
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To: schwing_wifey

LOL!

I'm glad it's not light that early here.


112 posted on 06/19/2006 3:03:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The root of the state is in the family. The root of the family is in the person of its head.")
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To: Tax-chick

I'm looking forward to the trip home in a few days so I can sleep till 5am or 6am without the darn birds waking me so early...

;D


113 posted on 06/19/2006 3:09:06 AM PDT by schwing_wifey (Lily was mistaken.. The Borg are Swedish...Resistance is Futile.... PST +9hours)
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To: schwing_wifey

Have a good trip!


114 posted on 06/19/2006 3:09:39 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The root of the state is in the family. The root of the family is in the person of its head.")
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To: schwing_wifey; Tax-chick
Hey... good morning... or afternoon, now!

2:00 AM?

Our sun is up around 5:00, so at least we get a little more sleep.

Saw some clothed bikers go by yesterday and was thankful they were wearing clothes.

Just how do you get to that point of shedding clothes to protest something?

Sheesh!

115 posted on 06/19/2006 4:30:40 AM PDT by Northern Yankee ( Stay The Course!)
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To: Northern Yankee

yes, its going to be 2pm here shortly...

BTW, I think their message got lost in the wrinkles and folds... ugh! ugh! snicker....

;D


116 posted on 06/19/2006 4:46:18 AM PDT by schwing_wifey (Lily was mistaken.. The Borg are Swedish...Resistance is Futile.... PST +9hours)
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To: goldstategop
BUMP. Another Steyn Classic, diagnosing the Loony Left:


117 posted on 06/19/2006 9:36:14 AM PDT by Paul Ross (We cannot be for lawful ordinances and for an alien conspiracy at one and the same moment.-Cicero)
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To: goldstategop
I left my clothes in San Francisco?
118 posted on 06/19/2006 9:46:49 AM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: schwing_wifey; Tax-chick
Have a safe trip home.

Where are you headed?

Let us know when you are arrive safely.

Prayers lifted for a safe trip.

119 posted on 06/19/2006 12:15:25 PM PDT by Northern Yankee ( Stay The Course!)
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To: Northern Yankee; Tax-chick

I'm headed to Atlanta on Thursday then up the East Coast visiting before flying back. I'll be gone about 2+ weeks.

Finally got my Italy travelogue done... I'll ping you guys incase you get bored and need some extra reading material...

For this post I decide to modify my tagline.... hehe

;D


120 posted on 06/19/2006 2:03:41 PM PDT by schwing_wifey (BURKAS! They're NOT just for Muslim Women anymore!!!! PST +9hours)
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