FEMA's cheat sheet for dos and don'ts of aid disbursement

The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review ^ | Eric Heyl

[NorthEasterner]

FEMA's cheat sheet for dos and don'ts of aid disbursement By Eric Heyl TRIBUNE-REVIEW Friday, June 16, 2006

To: All Federal Emergency Management Agency employees

From: FEMA Director R. David Paulison

Re: Disaster-related expenses

Folks,

First, I want to assure each and every one of you I have full confidence in your judgment in determining what constitutes a legitimate disaster-related expense. You people are trained professionals, after all.

That being said, the Government Accountability Office is in a tizzy because we supposedly handed out more than $1 billion in potentially fraudulent disaster relief last year after those two big hurricanes -- what were their names again?

[PsyOp]

Too Funny. Too much like reality.