Ann Coulter: Plumping Her Sales Figures?

The Village Voice ^ | June 15, 2006 | Sarah Ferguson

[rface]

I think the title of this article is clever....recognizing that she should put a little more meat on her bones:...Ann Coulter: Plumping Her Sales Figures?

[Dead Dog]

The only thing ample on Ann would be her hair, the rest of her needs ice cream and fried foods.

Now that would be a heck of a good project. Beer too.

Ever notice how these folks can't express a thought without interjecting profanity. Almost as if they have no God.

[Navy Patriot]

Ann would say Sarah is a little naive to confuse standard marketing with payola.

[Names Ash Housewares]

"the art of flogging liberals—and 9-11 widows—"

No. LIBERAL ACTIVIST 9-11 widows.

[Pukin Dog]

Pukin you're just sooo subtle. LOL!!!

It is a gift, baby...

[MarkeyD]

I think she should plump her figure a bit.

[Graybeard58]

Though Godless retails for $27.95,

Where?

I bought it from Amazon.com for $21 and that included shipping. Wal-Mart has it for under $20 (A fact I didn't know until after I ordered from Amazon)

[TommyDale]

"Here's the cover -- not too racy."

To an ugly Democrat Feminazi, it is far too racy!

[ArrogantBustard]

the rest of her needs ice cream and fried foods.

Good evening, Mr. Pukin'. Your mission, should you choose to accept it ...

This tape will self destruct in five seconds.

[airborne]

...those widows who dared challenge the official explanations for 9-11 ...

Like, "$1.6 million isn't enough payment for 9/11 vicims' families."

[TommyDale]

Now THAT is a great picture!

[KarlInOhio]

From one of the comments:

It was profoundly weird to see her in the same outfit both when I went to bed last night AND while eating my raisin bran this morning.

Well weird wouldn't be the word I would use. And I would feed Ann something more than raisin bran anyway.

[Graybeard58]

The only thing ample on Ann would be her hair, the rest of her needs ice cream and fried foods.

I saw your comments on another thread recently and I think you were plotting to marry her or at least have your way with her.

What's the plan? Fatten her up first?

[buffyt]

Actually Ann was at the Freeper Rally in DC October 1998 and she has "ample cleavage" as you so put it. She is thin, but she is very buxom. She has a figure that defies the laws of physics. She is beautiful, and so feminine, and she charmed the hats off a lot of the Freeper guys at the Rally. She wanted a FreeRepublic hat and she got one! All she had to do was smile and ask for one. She was totally charming. She is very beautiful in person. Some people are just thin. My daughter looks a lot like Ann, thin, totally blonde, and buxom.

[Pukin Dog]

Good evening, Mr. Pukin'. Your mission, should you choose to accept it ...

Hey man, that was just rhetoric. Ann would have to do something special if she expects me to share my Chunky Monkey. You dig?

[freedumb2003]

To an ugly Democrat Feminazi, it is far too racy!

True -- Feminazis hate themselves first and foremost so and intelligent, pretty woman is seen as a danger to them.

There is nothing uglier in the world than a "Code Pinko" rally.

[Pukin Dog]

Check #35. LOL.

[kinghorse]

My fourteen year old son came back from Barnes and Noble last night with How to Talk to a Liberal. He said he finally found a book he was interested in. I was mildly amused.

And yeah there's no such thing as bad publicity.

[I_like_good_things_too]

Liberals telling themselves things like this ("she's not REALLY selling all those books...") is the equivalent of them rocking themselves to sleep for comfort. Someone get them binkies! They need comfort.

[freedumb2003]

She has a figure that defies the laws of physics. She is beautiful, and so feminine

I think it "helps" that she smokes. When I quit, I picked up 30 quick pounds. But I will take the trade off, since I can work on my weight while I breathe clearly.