Posted on 06/13/2006 5:58:21 PM PDT by GWB00
The poster's handle is CheChe. The text captures everything you need to know about the Angry Left:
I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn't understand why the President would be going to Iraq when so many things are wrong in this country. "Doesnt Mr. Bush care about us anymore?" she asked pitifully.
I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the President seems to be abandoning his country. "Honey, I think his boss, Mr. Rove, sent Mr. Bush out of the country in order to keep himself out of the newspapers. You see, he wasnt sure if he was going to be arrested today or not, and so he planned Mr. Bushs trip ahead of time just in case...
I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."
When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.
For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice helped me to get through.
To paraphrase Oscar Wilde: It would take a heart of stone not to laugh at the grief of Little CheChe.
I feel sorry for the child.
Exactly!
Child abuse?
Shhh, don't tell anyone. Let CheChe keep on posting. It'll mess with their minds...;)
You're right, it probably is. But what makes it funny is the fact that it is so believable, that it is so easy to picture a moonbat writing/doing it.
Amen to that. And then, in our household, additional tears were shed when we learned that whilst Slick Willy dallied with Monica, golfed and partied with the likes of the Richs and others, and promised to broker 'peace' in Bosnia (if peace means giving Islamoterrorists the upper hand) sending in troops and funds, hundreds of thousands were slaughtered outright in Rwanda and Sudan - busily spawning OBL's men - and East Timor, and he felt their pain but there was nothing he could do for them, no peace to broker, no troops to send.
When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.
Easy, the Republicans don't like you or your daughter, it's personal!
That's the most hilarious thing I've read in a while.
Gotta be a lousy FReeper troll!
Hilarious.
Maybe I should post how the Stainmaker's actions led to my then 6 year-old daughter asking me "Daddy, what's oral sex?"
This has to be one of the funniest things I ever read....
To paraphrase the John Kerry parody on an old SNL, "I can't believe we're afraid of these guys."
Naaaa, that's a Rat-Style plan if I've ever heard one. Clinton used this diversion tactic to perfection on more than a few ocassions.
Is this a joke?
CheChe is a modern day Baldur von Schirach.
Integrity, Integrity, Integrity
I would've smacked the kid and yelled "Snap out of it!" but then I don't have kids.
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